If fluffies can be created by biotechnology, why not a talking snake?
I imagine it sounds a bit like Hugh Laurie.
What’s worse? Being served as snake food or being rejected as a meal?
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Sigh-fine I’ll just eat the both of you iv always liked the taste of snakes
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Ronald Reagan said that rattlesnake tasted like lean pork. 
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It actually does it’s not bad just need a good dip if your gonna fry it. Frying is my preferred method to cook it
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All we have in Sweden are adders and grass snakes. Protected species and probably not that tasty.
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Plus not very big I’m guessing they aren’t even worth cooking they would have to be at least two feet long to feed one
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They might need you in Guam to deal with invasive tree snakes. EATS AND BE A HERO
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As long I get free Corona or dos eces beer and they pay my way to be there and provide a 22. I’m in
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Love the snake. It has snake-a-tude
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It’s probably a later design than the fluffies so it is more aware of it’s monetary value. 
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Rattlenake is pretty good.
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Does that mean rattlesnake tastes like fresh human?
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Are we seeing the start of fluffies-as-NOT-food content?
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I will defer that question to Dr. Lecter.
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Well, frankly, you’re a high class chef. “Snek Food” here shows less care than a McBurger gets for both preparation and presentation. Lazy owner is being rightfully snubbed.
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Maybe the snake knows that foals are like taco bell for reptiles…
Does this mean that the owner now has a…“Reptile dysfunction”?!
HEYOOOOOOO!
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This is hilarious the owner would be like 
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