The cold times were here and a feral fluffy herd was panicking.
“NU! NU CAN BE COWD TIMES YET!”
“COWD TIMES AM BAD FOW TUMMEH-BABBEHS!”
“BABBEHS AM GUNNA FWEEZE AND GU FOWEBEH-SWEEPIES!”
“NU HABE ENOUGH NUMMIES!”
“WUT DU, SMAWTY?”
The herd’s smarty realized his herd was counting on him. Without him they were doomed.
He thought hard, then had an idea.
The smarty looked up at the sky and yelled.
“GU AWAY SNOW! DIS AM SMAWTY’S WAND AND YU NU CAN BE HEWE!”
There was silence for a moment as the snow continued to fall.
And then-
“OI! WHO ARE YOU YELLING AT, FUCKER?!”
The snowflakes yelled back.
“I think he’s yelling at us!”
“Is that right?! Well tell him to fuck off!”
“OI, YOU! SHITRAT! FUCK OFF!”
The Smarty hadn’t expected this to happen. He’d thought the snow would have to leave.
“DIS AM SMAWTY’S WAND!”
“Well fucking make us leave your land then, you fucking shitrat! We fall where we want!”
“NU SAI BAD WOWDIES!”
“FUCK OFF, WE’RE SNOWFLAKES AND WE DON’T TAKE SHIT FROM SHITRATS LIKE YOU!”
The snow tapered off in other areas and now was coming down solely in the herd’s vicinity.
Fluffies are too stupid to realize snow can do that.
The herd eventually froze to death surrounded by gloating snowflakes.