Snuffy sat on the wad of insulation and rags. He was the bestest smartie. He was such a great smartie that not only did he have a herd of his own sized micro fluffies but he was also in charge of a herd of big fluffies! His bestest toughie was sooo big that he made all the other fluffies look like micros! Cumdump was a bit strange, but he listened well to Snuffy! Snuffy got all the fluffies together and now they got this new housie! He used all his knowledge and smartieness to trick the dummie humans! With all his big fluffies and Cumdump they forced the humans out of this housie and now Snuffy and his heard are in control of this place. Haha he laughed to himself how quickly all he stupid humans ran! Now he and his favorite mare are cuddling after special huggies.
Outside there was a loud sound, angry and mean. Cumdump walked to a window and looked out. “Snuffy, der is metal voomy munster out side.”
“So?” Snuffy said. “Dis am Snuffy housie.”
“Der is a big mistah out der”
“Humm otay, get all da tuffies and make suwe he stay der.”
“Otay Snuffy!” Cumdump trotted off to gather the other fluffies. They would take care of this dummy and then they can get back to living it up in this housie.
Cumdump got the regular fluffies together. There were 10 in all. A mishmash of earthies, unicorns and pegasus stood behind him. They were there because of Snuffy. Snuffy was the bestest smartie ever! He helped Cumdump out of the house where his owner made him get special huggies, even though he wasn’t a mare! Cumdumps poopie place hurt so much. He was crying in his pen when Snuffy came in with his herd and with his help and guidance, he helped Cumdump escape into the freedom of the world after Cumdump gave his old owner sorry hoffies! Cumdump knew that Snuffy was the one for him to follow. With Snuffy and Cumdumps help they got a mighty herd of followers. Getting this new housie was easy, Snuffy and all his micros came in and made the dummy humans chase them. The normal fluffies got around the feet of the humans and Cumdump gave them sorry hoffies! The dummy humans fell down the stairs and then ran away! The house was theirs and they were going to hold it for all the forevers!
Cumdump looked in the window as the large mistah looked in. He was really scary, he only had one see place and looked very mad. Cumdump puffed up his cheeks and stomped his hoffies! “Huff, Gu way meanie mistah, this am fluffy housie! Gib worstest sorry hoffies!!” The man disappeared from the window. Cumdump did a little clip clop dance with his front hoffies. “Yaaa, Dummie mistar got scardies!!”
The front door opened.
In walked two barkey munstahs. They were two huge Rottweilers They were very big, their heads low and snarling. The fluffies behind Cumdump took a step back. The large dogs took another step forward. Cumdump puffed up his cheeks and stomped his hoofies. “Barky munstah, gu way, or get sorry…”
He didn’t finish, the two dogs sprinted forward and jumped on the large fluffy. One latched his muzzle around the neck of Cumdump, cutting off his air. The other dog hit him on his side, dropping Cumdump to the floor. The XL fluffy tried to get away but the powerful jaws dug into his neck, he couldn’t scream, he tried to kick but the big dog began to shake his head keeping the large fluffy off balance. Meanwhile the other Rottweiler turned his attention to the regular fluffies. It sank its teeth into the throat of one, tearing it out. The others began to panic and skreee, running towards the door where they stopped. The large one eyed man stood in the doorway in one hand he held a large sorry stick, in the other… there was no hand but hooks. The large man raised up the sorry stick and brought it down on the head of a unicorn, splitting it in two. The horrible man began to laugh, a horrible gravely laugh as he struck down again on another fluffy, killing it instantly. Cumdump felt so sleepy, he stopped struggling, his eyes closed and died.
Upstairs Snuffy is hearing the sounds of the battle. He began to feel uneasy. Soon there was quiet. Little bit too quiet. He walked to the stairs and called down.
“Hewoo? Cumdump? Woo der?” Nothing. Snuffy turned and looked at his micros. He started back when from down below came a gravely voice
“Taco, Burrito, go, find fluffies!” Snuffy walked back to the corner. There was a hole in the wall, must have been a mouse hole he kept his eye on it and waited to see what would come up the stairs. From the darkness of the stairs came two snakelike furry creatures. The ferrets wasted no time and sprang into the herd of fluffies. They all started to skreee and run around. The ferrets both jumped on some mammahs and bit down on their heads, the fluffies squeeled then the heads were crushed in the jaws of the preditors. Snuffy was smart, he knew a bad scene when he saw it. Snuffy ran towards the hole in the wall. Snuffy turned around to look, his special friend was standing alone in the chaos. Her pink fluff stood out in the blur of the madness. He heard her.
“Specawl fwiend?” She said. Her last words as Taco bit down on her head, Snuffy saw her eyeball pop out. He could always find a new special friend. He turned and ran into the hole.
Snuffy ran so fast he thought that if he stopped the horrible creature would find him and eat him too. He found path that lead down and down into the lower parts of the house, till he came out under the porch. He didn’t stop there and he ran and ran down and out, into the busy streets of the city.
Jim scooped the last of the bodies into the bag he gathered up Taco and Burrito and placed them and the bag in the back. Sparky and Orio came and sat down behind the van. “We got em all?” The dogs barked and their stubbed tails scraped the ground. “Good dogs. Up.” The two Rotties jumped into the back of the van and went to their kennels. Jim took out his cell and made a call. “You can come back now, it has been taken care of.”
A short time later, the couple showed up in a cab. They exited, the woman was in a neck brace and the husband was in a arm cast.
“You sure they are gone?” The man asked as he looked up into the house.
“The vermin are gone, my dogs made sure of it.”
“Good, Thank you so much! That was a nightmare. I never knew fluffies could act like that.”
“Vermin, they all need to be cleansed off the face of this good earth.”
“Here, it’s all here with a little extra, you are a godsent.”
Jim took the money and pocketed it, he shook the mans hand awkwardly as Jim only had his right hand and the husbands good hand was the left. Jim took out a cigar and crawled into the cab of his truck. He fired it up, Motorhead “One More Fucking Time” started to play. Jim pushed in the lighter and staired off into the distance. His mind went a million miles away, to another time and place. The lighter popped and Jim jumped with a start. He looked around and took the lighter out and fired up his cigar. He was happy about how today went. More Shit Rats are dead. Still so many more to go.
Snuffy laid down in the grass beside the road. He was so tired. His hoofs hurt, his heart hurt. He was alone, his herd was gone his special friend was gone. But he was as smartie, he survived! He will go on. Snuffy needed a plan, a new housie. There was a nice mistah walking towards him. Snuffy straightened up, he was a handsome stallion, Red fluff with a orange mane and tail. He knew if he played it right, he could get this nice mistah to be his new daddah.
“Hewwo Nice Mistah. Am Snuffy, am gud fluffy! Need new housie and daddah. Snuffy gib huggies and lub!” Snuffy got on his hind legs and started to dance. The man stopped.
“Looking for a place are you?” The man took out a pocket watch opened it, looked as the hands moved in perfect time. The man closed the watch and placed it back in his vest pocket. “Of course little one. There is a place for everyone and everyone has a place.” Brendan Ellersly bent over and picked up the stallion. “Lets go get some Sketties…”
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