So close to perfection By Z05

employee 1:We finally got a princess Celestia, and she’s a damn sensitive male foal

employee 2: yes, what bad luck

Employee 1: I swear I will kill this fucking retard with a hammer.

Employee 2: Hey hey, don’t let the boss hear you say that, remember what happened with Jimmy.

Oh hey, i really late for new year, but adult life is really hard, whatever, the first draw of the year YAY!

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Oh, but he is perfect! Considering Sensitives are kinda unaware of their surroundings, I could put him in a exposed saferoom for bragging rights.

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Nothing a pair of pliers can’t fix.

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REMBER JIMMY!

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Thats a cute little guy

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I’d think that sensitive babbehs with prestige colors would sell for top dollar on the abuse market AND the hugbox market

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close to perfection? that is perfection!

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You can always just harvest her sperm, more Celestias more luck

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What would the masculine form (grammar-wise) of the name Celestia be here? Celestevie? Celibater?

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Cosmo?

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It’s so close to perfect, but just two things make it imperfect! gyaaahh!!!. Okay, it’s still salvageable…after I jiggle it, I will track its genes using samples I’ll collect; and try again, with more direct manipulation. just need to know what to turn on and off.