Soda Situations 1: Rat Poison (by recreationalsadist)

Soda was a orange and blue fluffy.

An earthie fluffy.

He had found some wonderful colorful candy nummies his owner had left lying around and was happily munching them down. They tasted weird but candy was candy!

Except it wasn’t!

Soda’s owner entered the room.

“Witchtits! Soda, you’re eating rat poison!”

Soda looked up at his owner and giggled.

“Siwwy daddeh, Soda nu am wat!”

Then he went back to eating the rat poison.

Soda’s owner shrugged and went back to playing video games.

5 months later:

Soda was stacking blockies. He loved stacking blockies.

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Of course you’re a rat, Soda! You’re a shitrat! -que distorted laugh track-

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I don’t get it. Did Soda not do cuz he isn’t a rat?

Soda’s so stupid he didn’t die because he thinks rat poison only works on rats and somehow that resulted in him actually being immune to it.

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