Soda Situations: Panini Press (by recreationalsadist)

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Soda was an orange and blue fluffy.

An earthie fluffy.

Soda was hungry. He hadn’t had nummies in so many forevers (since breakfast).

But fortunately Soda’s daddeh was making nummies for them to share!

Grilled cheese sandwiches and tomato soup! The perfect nummies for a cold day!

Soda’s daddeh was going to make the sandwiches on his panini press. The way it worked was the top and bottom got really hot and then the user pressed them together to grill whatever was put between them. Panini are an incredible invention and worth owning.

Soda’s daddeh had just placed the first sandwich into the panini press and was about to press it down when he sneezed. That meant he wasn’t looking when he pushed down.

Unfortunately for Soda’s daddeh fluffies are really bad at waiting and understanding potential danger. In the time between him sneezing and pressing down…well:

“SCREEE!!! BURNIE-HUWTIES!!! HABE WOWSTEST BUW-”

CRUNCH!

Being burned and crushed to death is a horrible way to die.

Soda’s daddeh pulled up the top of the panini press in horror.

There crushed into the top of a grilled cheese sandwich was a fluffy.

A sky blue pegasus fluffy with a yellow mane.

Soda looked at the very dead fluffy.

“Am dat fwuffy gunna be otay, Daddeh?”

Soda’s daddeh nodded quickly.

“Sure.”

He dumped the panini press into the trash.

Fortunately Soda’s daddeh had bought an extended warranty on the panini press so he was able to get a new one that wasn’t covered in burned and crushed fluffy corpse bits.

Then the two of them had grilled cheese and tomato soup and enjoyed themselves.

Author’s note: The sky blue pegasus fluffy with the yellow mane belongs to @FallenAngel007 . He does not tend to have happy endings to his lives.

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Now I’m curious about what a fluffy would taste like in a grilled cheese sandwich. (Why do I think these thoughts🥲)

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Blue bestesh: " W-Wai am just get buwnie?? Am passin bai owny?"

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its a canon event for the blue bestest :slight_smile:

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You’d do well to improve your writing ability (as should I but not because I write fluffy stories) and write full-length stories. Just some helpful advice. With no animosity I would just advise you that your work is middleschool-tier which isn’t necessarily bad if you’re a minor and I don’t wish to discourage you, it’s just that I see your potential and also see that you aren’t applying yourself or putting any effort in and I’d tell this to anyone else, especially myself.

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Everyone should be aiming to improve. I hope the writers takes this in the spirit i can tell you mean it.

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If you don’t like it then don’t read it, authors don’t need to pander to your preferred style.

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There’s nothing like watching someone lecture another person on writing quality while their own paragraph reads like a brain dump from a guy who just discovered punctuation exists but still hasn’t figured out how to use it.

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