Soda Situations: Panini Press (by recreationalsadist)

Soda was an orange and blue fluffy.

An earthie fluffy.

Soda was hungry. He hadn’t had nummies in so many forevers (since breakfast).

But fortunately Soda’s daddeh was making nummies for them to share!

Grilled cheese sandwiches and tomato soup! The perfect nummies for a cold day!

Soda’s daddeh was going to make the sandwiches on his panini press. The way it worked was the top and bottom got really hot and then the user pressed them together to grill whatever was put between them. Panini are an incredible invention and worth owning.

Soda’s daddeh had just placed the first sandwich into the panini press and was about to press it down when he sneezed. That meant he wasn’t looking when he pushed down.

Unfortunately for Soda’s daddeh fluffies are really bad at waiting and understanding potential danger. In the time between him sneezing and pressing down…well:

“SCREEE!!! BURNIE-HUWTIES!!! HABE WOWSTEST BUW-”

CRUNCH!

Being burned and crushed to death is a horrible way to die.

Soda’s daddeh pulled up the top of the panini press in horror.

There crushed into the top of a grilled cheese sandwich was a fluffy.

A sky blue pegasus fluffy with a yellow mane.

Soda looked at the very dead fluffy.

“Am dat fwuffy gunna be otay, Daddeh?”

Soda’s daddeh nodded quickly.

“Sure.”

He dumped the panini press into the trash.

Fortunately Soda’s daddeh had bought an extended warranty on the panini press so he was able to get a new one that wasn’t covered in burned and crushed fluffy corpse bits.

Then the two of them had grilled cheese and tomato soup and enjoyed themselves.

Author’s note: The sky blue pegasus fluffy with the yellow mane belongs to @FallenAngel007 . He does not tend to have happy endings to his lives.

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Now I’m curious about what a fluffy would taste like in a grilled cheese sandwich. (Why do I think these thoughts🥲)

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