Some Forever chirpies facts by Z05

Greetings fluffy community, it’s been a while since I’ve posted anything relevant, so today I bring you a little information about the adorable but unpleasant forever chirpies!!

But first, what is a forever chirpy? A forever chirpy or FC (not to be confused with Fluffy Community) is a product created by Hasbio to market fluffies with a condition similar to that of sensitive baby syndrome (SBS) but taken to the extreme; In this post I will explain a little about its biology so sit back and enjoy a good read.

1. First, we have a vitcim newborn chirpy , in this state it is just an ordinary fluffy since to produce a forever chirpy a hormonal treatment is needed, which is extremely painful and traumatic for the foal, this must be administer at the same time it is born to obtain the desired results.

2. 2 weeks: enough time for a normal foal to be able to open its eyes, be able to walk and even say its first words, the foal that was treated with hormones is still in an underdeveloped state, it has not yet opened its eyes and he just looks like an overgrown newborn; They cannot yet generate their own body heat and need the necessary care that they required from the first day of life.

3. 4 months: now we have the “adolescent/adult” state of forever chirpy; At this age the difference with a normal fluffy is more noticeable, even though they can now regulate their body temperature, their body did not develop more despite having grown, their mane and tail hairs never grew, their teeth never grew. and they only feed on milk and their limbs never developed enough making it impossible for them to walk, only crawl. This is when all the problems start to become evident, such as being prone to morbid obesity due to lack of activity, digestive problems (much worse than a normal fluffy) so the use of diapers is mandatory, they are also prone to Visual and sound overstimulation, added to their weight problems, make them prone to heart problems, which is why they do not usually live long. This is the state in which they are marketed.

4. 2 years+: although its life expectancy is not more than a year and a half, some dedicated owners can take that mark even further, a forever chirpy that has managed to overcome all the difficulties will age in a poor way, since it will become emaciated quickly, his skin will lose all elasticity and he will lose all vision and hearing, his cheerful nature will disappear and he will only be a mass that will be limited to drinking milk and defecating, it is advisable to put him to sleep to end his suffering (methods may vary from owner to owner). owner).

Forever chirpies are not a product for everyone, even so they have become popular among many people, both people who appreciate them and abusers, the term “disposable babies” has become popular due to their nature and low price, Hasbio has plans to expand the product and overexploit it.

well this is all for now, if you enjoyed reading and have questions don't forget to ask me, have a great morning/day/night

HASBIO AS BROUGHT THE RIGHTS OF NOVAFLUFFIES!!!

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“Sir…are you sure this is a good idea sbs fluffies are hated by the general public…why are why making artificial sbs foals?”

“ Jocelyn, our company it’s facing financial troubles, so right now we have to cater to a market, that enjoys a fluffy company while at same time yeah, weirdos want to put thumbtacks in its butt”

“ But still, why?”

“ fuck you that’s why Jocelyn”

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It’s interesting to see an old sensitive babbeh, probably would act like my old dog. Quiet but loving.

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Brilliant.

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His horn hasn’t even grown out, that’s a crazy little detail.

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The fat little bastard looks perfect for giving a steel toed fucking kick. I do like how gross and old you managed to make it look,

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I like this a lot! Always love when people make cool guides to fluffy biology or behaviour.

Only thing I’d change is, it should be that Forever Chirpies are marketted using the third stage and acting like that’s what you could expect to end up with. It still has charm and a youthful vigor. It’s still pretty traditionally cute and babylike.

But then buyers end up with the fourth stage as the final product.

I’m only saying this because it reminds me of how people got suckered into the whole “teacup pig,” scam. They thought their adult “teacup” pig would end up staying small and chipper and like a piglet, only to end up with a regular old huge, lumbering, tired pig which that they don’t have the space or resources for.

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Yeah no… burn it with fire (heh, get it? Because of number 8… fuck you guys >:( )

Just here to say that the last image definitely looks like Grandfather Nurgle got his hands on it thumbs up

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