“LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! OH WHO AM I KIDDING? DRUNK DUDES! IT’S ONLY DRUNK DUDES! ARE YOU READY FOR FLUFF-PUTT!”
The crowd goes wild as several lean, fit men run out onto the field. They stay in a loose chevron formation and as they approach a group of fluffies all leashed to stakes in the ground at midfield, the leader of the men gives a nod and they all break into sprints, each one delivering a powerful kick to ‘their’ fluffy.
Due to being tied to the stakes by a rope around the neck, there are several simultaneous split second long fluffy screeches before the ropes go tight, at which point there are several decapitations as the bodies fly across the stadium.
Without breaking stride, each of the lean men starts soccer dribbling the head of ‘their’ fluffy across the field, eventually all kicking the heads into the goal at the same time on the signal from their team captain.
It’s good to play on your home turf.