Simply put your bad fluffy in a room with the Sorry Fluffy and watch them go from a confident floor shitter to sobbing apologizer! The Sorry Fluffy promises not to harm your fluffy (not permanently) and using a unique mix of hormones and pheromones, it can turn any fluffy into a fearful mess. Gone are the days of physical punishment, and in are the days of lessons your fluffy won’t soon forget.
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Uhh completed with nightmares
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Do they eat? Because a sorry box only eats hopes and dreams, and I’m not shelling out for another furry little leech.
They don’t need to eat but the teeth aren’t just for show. If a fluffy is extra naughty, they can eat just fine. You do have to water them once a week though
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Do they like the water? If so, I’ll stick to the box.
A Sorry Fluffy is an unemotional, barely living creature who’s only purpose is too impose never ending torment on bad fluffies. The cup of water a week is just to ensure it maintains the highest level of functionality.
Yikes on bikes, what eldritch abomination did you get this one’s additional DNA from??
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kek, this makes me think of how I use a long furby to keep my cat out of the kitchen
(So… jellenheimers)
I hope the Sorry Fluffy turns up in future stuff by other people, using the exact descriptions you have provided in the comments.