Yeah but if i dont kill you too it would be unfair to your brother to be the only dead one.
You know how we do things here, if one fucks up we punish the entire group!
You should of give him stompies once you saw him do something bad, therefore you are also at fault. 
"Think of it like this. If I kept you around then the chances of my carpet being shat on again would always have a percentage chance. Maybe a low percentage if you’re smart enough to understand how to shit properly, but never zero. However, if I deal with the problem right here and now, then the chances of carpet shit go down to 0%.
Basically I’m choosing my carpet over you."
“Its not even a new carpet, it was here when i moved in, that how much you mean to me 
”
I love it when when even the fluffies understand that the punishment is undeserved. That is the essence of good abuse. chef’s kiss
Awww babby just learned the concept of ‘collateral damage’.
How it must be done.
The king. The fuckin LEGEND
“Collective punishment. Its all your fault too.”
Fun fact- it is possible to separate the left and right halves of the brain without doing too much damage.
So it is very possible that instead dying of blunt gorce trauma, the fluffy couldd die an agonizing dehydration death