Everyone loves special baby! Don’t you love SPECIAL BABY?? All it wants is WUB and HUGGIES
can i throw it at a frozen lake and see what happens
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With all your might
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Shovel hit with love. God no longer loves us, for this thing… is born…
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But it’s just a HAppy Lil GUY??
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It is… something… grabs shovel
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grabs sand from pocket
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KILL IT WITH FIRE!
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I love CallMeKevin! 
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God i want to kick it so fucking hard with steel toe boots
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The flower and bee must be fake or they’d be shriveled up on the ground next to it from the stench.
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Imagine the squealing
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Like a rotten pumpkin
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Like a lobotomized Pepe le Pew
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Please, I beg you, draw this things fucking GORED on a pike
Please
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Drop it headfirst on a sidewalk and watch the birds have their fun.
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Step 1. Hold it down with one hand. Ignore the peeps and chirps it will make.
Step 2. Grab one leggy. Ignore the peeps of discomfort.
Step 3. Pull slowly, not too fast.
Step 4. Pull.
Step 5. PULL.
Step 6. Listen.
Step 7. Repeat steps 1-6 until all four leggies have been removed.
Step 8. Once all removed, press down slowly with hands until there is nothing but silence. Wear gloves!
Step 9. Find another.
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Confirming my suspicion that it can’t actually “want” anything, wub and huggies included
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