Lemme run something past you, AF: Pepper spray.
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I’m into it
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And ruin the panini press??? For shame
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I know I’m getting old because my first impulse is to cut off the cheeks and make soup
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Had ox-cheeks for dinner this weekend. Tasty meat, but it takes about 8 hours to slowcook to avoid it being too chewy.
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Microwave it
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An absolute unit of a Fluff
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All I can see now is Special Baby going in circles, cheeks inflating as the microwave hums.
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Dude i’d kill the thing out of mercy
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I want to cover it in yummy honey and leave it on an ant pile
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You perfectly captured the energy that this creature is less sentient than a Pug and somehow suffers more than a race of dogs bred to the point of having more health issues than can ever be justified.
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I need this thing to be blown up. Or put in a Home Depot paint shaker. Either one.
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Every time I see a Pug, I feel bad for it.
And yet, I feel nothing but disgust for the Special Baby. I wonder why that is?
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Pugs are good little guys just doing their best despite the mutations forced upon them by careless humans. This is just a slug with legs
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That’d be it, yeah!
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Gods its horrid…
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