Derpy hoovesies blowing raspberries
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“Now look whos doing the limp of shame!”
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Go home Derpy, you’re drunk
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Derpy, why is my box of CBD gummies already open?
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If those gummies have ANY THC. Shes gonna be blowing Raspberries for hours in a loop.
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They should have her in the back licking envelopes, I don’t know if delivery is her strong suit
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Once she got a taste for glue, she ate the entire envelope stock
“Dewpy jus nu kno wut went wong”
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Stamp licking and newspaper routes supervised might go fine well until its not.
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Eating all that glues gonna leave her. Struggling over the litterbox wondering why poopies won’t come out.
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the only positive is we know its not a smarty
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At least she successfully delivered my order, which is hell of an achivement by derpy fluffy standards.
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I kinda want to adopt her. She’s so dense. Jerry Cat would love her. (Autumn Cat would slap her so hard she explodes in a puff of confusion.)
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On the surface people (hugboxers of the Brony&PegaSister variety). Find in endearing, and cute; that the courier service has a Derpy hoovesies fluffy doing special mail routes. A Hasbio promotional campaign of sorts. The dark reality behindthe facade, pain is a valuable learnig tool for hadicappable derp fluffs. She knows she’s getting the belt or boot if she doesn’t come correct with those orders.
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If the pig ponies existed. I’d have a hard time trusting my cats alone around the Pegasus and alicorn fluffys in general (for the same reason I wouldn’t trust them around small non caged pet birds). They get waaay to hyper during Zoomie hour. Those little parakeet and parrot wings buzzing in excitement and distress, would make their already aggressive prey drive worse.
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I’m trying to picture my cats with budgies. Autumn would murder them all and wear their blood as a warning.
Jerry would just make friends.
He’s a lot like a fluffy, come to think.
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Damn Autumns about as cold blooded as my cats. Haha Well at least jerrys accepting. Sounds very sweet. My previous cat Simone got on well with my dog and my friends bunnies so she would be fine around fluffys and budgies.
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Awww, Simone. 
She sounds like a sweetie!
Autumn is a mighty little hunter, who only loves Mama (and maybe Gammaw). Jerry is shy until you gain his trust. Then he’s one of the sweetest, most laid back cats ever. I love them so much.
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