A spiderfluff, for the weird kids.
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Although he may seem a little disturbing, heās actually actually kind of cute
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Title fluff, title fluff
I think real spiders are cute, so course I like this liāl guy, and Iām glad you do, too.
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screams to the heavens
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Does it produce fluffysilk?
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Now that you ask, yes. It needs bestest nummies to do so at highest quality and quantity, obviously.
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I love it, this one can use āsorry silkiesā as an actually fairly powerful defense mechanism when being fed spaghetti and gluesticks.
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Honestly, āsorry poopiesā is no joke, depending on range, volume, pH, and horribleness.
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āJimmy! Stop scaring Suzie with that spiderfluff! Iāve told you no fluffies in class no matter what sort!ā
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Spidew fwuff am onwwy wanā be fwens. 
Poor spider fluff. Itās not suited to be scary.
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(But horrorbox to some of us)
shudder
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I was very sure to tag it for Spider, because yes, lots of people just canāt deal with spiders. I donāt have this problem, but I fully respect it. Spiders are real things, and the shit a bad spider bite can do to a person is impressive.
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Given that spider bites can straight up kill people (e.g. the black widow), a healthy respect is the minimum you should have.
You should see what a spider does to someone with proper arachnophobia though - a little money spider landed on my girlfriend at the time, and I found her cowering in a corner, crying and hyperventilating. It took me something like 10 minutes to calm her down enough to move.
Her story was, back when she was in grade school, she didnāt like spiders, like most small girls. One kid in her class decided to prank her and for a month, he collected every spider he could catch into a jar. He then snuck the jar into school and upended it over her head during recess, so yeah, I can see that causing full blown arachnophobia.
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As someone who understands psychology at all, had I worked there I might have lost my job whupping his ass, because yeah, that is how you get arachnophobia. Little shit is probably out there abusing all his girlfriends and calling it a prank every time.
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You did indeed tag it, and this is how I learned that I need to look at tags! xD I never bothered before because silly me was thinking āmeh, Iām not offended by any contentā. Derp.
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Ooh! Ooh! Thatās me! Iām the weird kids! 
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Very nice definitely reminds of some art, I seen while back ago
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I really like this concept. You should have this little guy and a Jellenheimer be introduced to each other for the first time and see what their reactions will be
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Well, spiderfluff is just an odd-looking fluffy, I assume it would be tormented and consumed, like usual.