Spoiled chirpy sketch - LostDauphin

This brat would make a fun little explosion of blood and gore if shot with an airsoft or .22

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I hope this spoiled babbeh gets it’s ass kicked

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Slowly Clamp his little balls till they squash

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This fat fuck calls for a catapult, I think.

Maybe strap a firework to him so he explodes in midair.

Man, these ugly lil bastards bring out the abuser in me.

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Damn… just look at that porker. That weird little pecker makes me want to castrate this fat, future obesity-scooter riding little SOB. If he’s not castrated now, he’ll just wind up scooting around a Walmart with a little Confederate flag attached to his mobility aid after he’s lost his leggies to diabeetus, treating humans and fuffies alike with disdain due to misplaced aggression.

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I like how you’ve gone from being highly detailed to being highly selective with detail. The picking out of the most important ones versus every little thing. It’s a really good skill to develop!

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Aaaand right on yo dick!
SB

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Now thats a Fat 'un

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I love the FluffyOD-style tongue.

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A face only a deluded fluffy mother could love.
And a creepy lil dingle that’ll probably get heckin’ kicked into oblivion one day.

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I would absolutely flick that sack.

Nice art!

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U N I T

Get a pair of nail clippers and lop his little pecker off…

Upon seeing this image, I want to punt this chirpy out of orbit

Give 600+ for him.

Take it’s tongue so it doesn’t make any noise more.

Break the legs, rip off the crotch and shove it down its throat, make it suffer for a long time.

Sensitibe babbeh nee mo miwkies

Sweeeeeeeet LAWD! I want to take speed and punt that sensitive baby against a wall.

I love chirpies on principle, but I’ll make an exception for this butterball.

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