University and exercise absorb all my time, I just wanted to show signs of life :c
not only spoiled, but horny with how much shaft is showing
yeets the baby
YEH BABIES HAHAHA YEAH
Where is my bloody rubber mallet ?
aaaaand into the food processor you go. mummah needs her sketties
Forget the mallet, a foal this small but this fat has a lot of weight situated in a concentrated area, with the right amount of directional force there’s a chance for some real distance.
Get him in a sling and yeet the fucker.
But where is the fun in that ?
I want to break the little fat fuck in several places, nail him to a wall and use him as a dart board.
Gods, this little shit works on my cute aggression.
He’ll get speed and distance, but with all that padding he’s likely to survive the crash landing.
Then you pick him up and yeet him again.
He angie.
What about croquet or jeu de boules with little fat fuck foals like this ?
god i love your fluffies, theyre always the perfect balance of awful & adorable
Oww thanks
It’s like if Kingdom Death: Monster was adorable. Dicks and screaming, but so ready for hugs.
Why does this infant have an erection, I’m scared
the right golf club could do that job nicely too.
Why do i want to step on his d so much?
It’s SPOILS his ROUNDNESS
Would smack its head and if it still chrippin like shit, that small"stick" is good gone!
I have an intense urge to swing at it with a golf club as hard as possible. Who thinks I get some of it near the hole?
AHA I knew I wasn’t the only one with that thought