Spoiled chirpy sketch - LostDauphin

University and exercise absorb all my time, I just wanted to show signs of life :c

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not only spoiled, but horny with how much shaft is showing

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yeets the baby

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YEH BABIES HAHAHA YEAH

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Where is my bloody rubber mallet ?

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aaaaand into the food processor you go. mummah needs her sketties

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Forget the mallet, a foal this small but this fat has a lot of weight situated in a concentrated area, with the right amount of directional force there’s a chance for some real distance.

Get him in a sling and yeet the fucker.

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But where is the fun in that ?
I want to break the little fat fuck in several places, nail him to a wall and use him as a dart board.
Gods, this little shit works on my cute aggression.

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He’ll get speed and distance, but with all that padding he’s likely to survive the crash landing.

Then you pick him up and yeet him again.

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He angie.

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What about croquet or jeu de boules with little fat fuck foals like this ?

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god i love your fluffies, theyre always the perfect balance of awful & adorable

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:smiling_face_with_three_hearts: Oww thanks

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It’s like if Kingdom Death: Monster was adorable. Dicks and screaming, but so ready for hugs.

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Why does this infant have an erection, I’m scared

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the right golf club could do that job nicely too.

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Why do i want to step on his d so much?
It’s SPOILS his ROUNDNESS

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Would smack its head and if it still chrippin like shit, that small"stick" is good gone! :grimacing:

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I have an intense urge to swing at it with a golf club as hard as possible. Who thinks I get some of it near the hole?

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AHA I knew I wasn’t the only one with that thought

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