This alicorn is gonna be worth its weight in gold 
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you know what, Jejjick was right all along .
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This mofo KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT HE’S DOING
10,000 YEARSSSSS DUNGEEEONNNN
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heart attack
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Wonder what would happen if you just jumped and stomped on him…
SPLOOSH
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He is now nothing BUT spaghetti
You’d get at least a week’s worth of dinner
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naw man, i wouldnt want anything outa that hefer
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Garlic farts
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he could make for a good steak
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How will it gives sorry poops?
HE CAN’T EVEN WALK!
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Did the words “no miwkies” come to mind for anyone else taking their first look at those wings?
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“ok dumbass give it ya best shot”
fatass struggles to turn around
“mobe fuwffy dummeh”
“BOB GET THE WOOD CHIPPER!!!”
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Use him like a shotgun
Have his butt facing forwards, and squeeze him at your enemies!
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a Salisbury Steak, perhaps? A refreshing glass of Nuka-Cola would wash down all the hate and indifference embedded in its meat
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Why not, you could get magic projectile shitting powers from it
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This breadloaf motherfucker
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well ya know alot of people would just consider that IBS 
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This fat bastard is getting spaghetti WITH GARLIC and it’s being an asshole?
It should get the Stephen Wario treatment.
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A punch on the face would be so satisfying
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I would like to see this fluffy try moving around.
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