cautiously picks him up with a glove and takes him home to clean him and give him love and milkies
~Stink Iines coalesces into a boxing gIove that deIivers a haymaker~
Good god thats almost too much, even for a brown babbeh enjoyer like me.
Dude’s in need of one helluva bath.
A wonder that fluffies don’t get constant pinkeye with their big ol’ peepers in proximity of poopees all day, really.
Oh, dear. He’s gonna need a bath before he gets milk and love.
Have milk of human kindness. (I’m going to blow him up with a bomb)
Into the washing machine you go
Milkies and Upsies?
You know you are brown right? that kind of treatment is not for you.
Poopies and Huwties however. 
Oh my I think somthing is already wrong with his uriter three pee streams at once cannot be healthy ;p
Sure, but only after a bath, lil babbeh. You smell like shit.
Time for a power-wash shower.
Time for a trip though the dishwasher, pots and pans cycle should do the trick
Why can these little parts shit so violently