Stompo Returns by Fluff Yu

“HOOVSIE-STOMPIES!” THUMP-THUMP!
“HOOVSIE-STOMPIES!” THUMP-THUMP!
“HOOVSIE-STOMPIES!” THUMP-THUMP!

The domestic herd went wild. “GIB SMAWTY TUMMY BABBEHS!” “WE WUB YOU, STOWMPO!” The Herd owner had asked about getting stompo to stud or dam, but Stompo’s daddeh had to explain that Stompo was born neuter. “Ohh that makes sense.” said the herd’s owner. “That’s how the “production models” were supposed to be - sexually inert and having a “talent” that made them interesting. Hasbio cheaped out and never made that trait common - figuring by volume they could get all the breeders to crap out enough that there’d be enough for the market. I’ve personally had three born that way, each in a litter of over ten. That should give you some idea of the rarity. I know a guy who insures rare fluffies - you can never be too careful.”

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