>Buttercup was sad
>She was a pillowfluff
>She used to run and play, but now she had no leggies.
>Now she just cried
>“Huu huu huu… Buttacup wan Buttacup weggies”
>Daddeh turns to Buttercup and smiles
>“You want your leggies Buttercup? Let me go get you your leggies”
>Buttercup’s expression changes from sadness to fear
>“Nu! Buttacup say wong! Buttacup nu wan weggies!”
>Daddeh goes to the freezer to get Buttercup’s leggies
>He picks up Buttercup’s front leggies and gives the chain connecting them a tug to make sure it’s still secure
>He holds the left leggie in his hand and whirls the right leggie above his head on the chain
>Buttercup hangs her head and cries
>smack
>The rock hard frozen leggie makes contact with with Buttercup’s face blackening her left eye
>POW
>And her right eye
>“Huu huu! Why weggies huwt fwuffy?”
>WHACK A strike bloodies her nose
>“Your leggies told me they’re angry because you always made them run so hard”
>BAM and then breaks it
>“Pwease make meanie weggies gu way daddeh!” pleads Buttercup
>WHAM
>Daddeh lands one last blow across Buttercup’s back and then returns the legs to the freezer
>“Now what did I always tell you Buttercup?”
>“huu huuuu…”
>“What did I tell you?”
>sniff “Weggies am bad fo fwuffies”
>“Good girl”
