Long time, no see!
Time to kick it off with some industrial level cock and ball remover! Can’t have the kids at the fluffy store seeing ANY that after all in those family friendly establishments!
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The green one pissing into his own face is just what I needed to see today.
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how about a hysterectomy machine while we’re at it?
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Now your thinking with portals.
But in all seriousness this came from how you get parents who complain to zoo staff about the male animals doing what male unaltered animals do infront of their children.
I doubt even in the fluffy world parents would want their child’s toys to have a full set of dick and balls considering how some people reacted to historic nude statues of all things.
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While i appreciate the pragmatic value of protecting the childrens from the traumas of seeing nu nu sticks, when i first saw this i thought they were on their way to the furnace and getting their ducks chopped off as one more final embarrassment/pain before their unceremonious deaths.
And i can’t think of anything more ruthlessly cruel and more deserving for shitrats, so this is how I’m viewing it. 
This made my day. Thank you!
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This sounds amusing. Do you have a link?