Subspecies: Hermit Micro Fluffies (love2hatefluffs)

Here’s my submission for @PonePone’s December Subspecies Competition!

As time progresses more than 12 years since the introduction of the Hasbio™ Fluffy Pony, communities across the nation have seen and felt the effects of rampant reproduction from these creatures. Likewise, this surplus of fluffies has resulted in a substantial feral population as well.

Several instances have been documented of failed experiments breaking free, resulting in new subspecies of fluffy. More so in recent years, it’s been seen that some feral populations are simply “evolving” so to speak. Creationists are seething at this, but evolutionists aren’t exactly all to happy about it either.

Micro fluffies are no exception to this development. In coastal areas, new subspecies of micro fluffies have been discovered…

Hermit Micro Fluffies

After observing the wildlife in the area, feral micro fluffies along coastal Florida began adapting to behaviors that benefited them. Wild hermit crabs skittering around would find refuge in shells and shell-like objects to offer them protection. It’s unclear whether the fluffies began to mimic them as an actual plan for protection or as a method of playtime, but the net results are positive for the hermit fluffies.

As an unsanctioned subspecies, hermit fluffies aren’t legally allowed to be sold at Fluff Marts. Third party resellers and breeders have been shown to sell them alongside accessories.

Identification

Hermit fluffies are fairly easily distinguishable from your standard micro fluffy. Their ears are slightly smaller, lower and a little more wide-set to give them a better opportunity to listen for threats as they cower in their shells. More typical identification can be summarized in the following short guide:


Behavior

Hermit fluffies’ lives begin in the same manner as most feral fluffies. During mating sessions, the female hermits will always exit their shell in order to allow for copulation (males have also been shown to exit their shell for this, but most do not). Once the deed is done, the hermits will always return to their shell. Expectant mothers will exit their shell for the final week of pregnancy both to allow for room to let her belly grow and to birth her young in as reclusive a spot as possible. For the first week after they’re born, they will remain in this spot as their mother cares for them and leaves only to get food or drink.

As the babies grow and begin to walk and talk, they’re ready to leave with their mother. Most get to ride in the shell atop their mother’s plump rump for cushioning. Foals with bad colors tend to receive the same treatment as most fluffies, feral or not. Some parents care for them the same as the rest, but more often they are rejected, killed, or are allowed to live with their family at the expense of ridicule and mistreatment.

Hermits are drawn to containers that they can wear on their back, much like a hamster is drawn toward a confusing and horrific death. Once their manes begin to sprout, hermits begin seeking a suitable shell, which they call their “home”. Hermit fluffies’ shells can be immensely important to them to the point that they will fight other fluffies for them, even within the same herd. It is also not uncommon to see “shell swapping parties” much the same way as hermit crabs do. Hermit fluffies will sometimes gather and trade shells for a better fitting one, or more commonly a “prettier” one based on their tastes.

Their cloven hooves allow them to dig more effectively in loose sand and dirt, which is convenient for birthing and picking out shells. Interestingly, they’ve learned how to imitate crabs in this manner as well. They’ll often spread their front hooves to use as a claw. This allows them to pinch and grab things, which they use often for feeding and adjusting into their shells. Sometimes they will use this as a method of defense/offense to pinch their attacker or target.

Shells

Common shells consist of beach litter, such as old cans or hollowed coconut shells once used as cocktail cups. A favorite of many are the discarded walker tennis balls, thankfully there are plenty of these due to the many retirement communities in the area. Some are even left out on purpose by some of the sympathetic elderly. Deluxe shells are more sought after, and these include mainly washed up conch shells and custom-made designer shells sold at some pet stores.

Diet

Feral hermits’ diets consist mostly of “wawa sketties” - aka seaweed that washed ashore. Like many ferals, their diet is also largely supplemented by other foraged foods, usually garbage.

Domestic hermits are often fed micro fluffy kibble and spaghetti, much like other domestic fluffies.

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I hope you all like/vibe with this concept. I see plenty of opportunities for abuse (see example below), sadbox(think suffocation/turtle stuck on its back) and weirdbox(maybe they dance by twerking or something idk).

Maybe you could do some hugbox-ish content if you can get past the fat asses.

Enjoy! And please feel welcome to @ me if you ever use this concept! I would love to see it!

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Fluffy with a larger ass

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As an abuser, I’m officially in love with this concept

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DAMN BOY, GYATT

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I’m just imagining a hermit fluffy with a massive dumpy filling up his original foal-in-a-can container.

This is very amusing lol, good work.

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huuu daddeh da cwappin ob babbeh ass cheeks keep awewting da seaguwws

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gyattfluffies

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I can see a mummah accidentally suffocating her foals because her container is too small and she’s forming an air tight seal with her arse.

Or having accidental poopies and drowning them in shit.
Or she overeats, can’t get her arse out and has to hear them starve to death until she loses enough weight to get unstuck.

Possibilities, possibilities…

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Evolution gave fluffies a bbl :ahahaha:

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Love the fact that people would throw less trash in beaches and the ocean only because they hate and are disgusted by these abominations.

10/10

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What’s stopping a feral hermit to wear a foal-in-a-can that still has a foal inside of it? Maybe out of stupidity or negligence or maybe…
A smarty hermit seeing the opportunity to have a dummeh poopie babbeh as his personal and mobile literpal?
Or the other way around, the hermit doesn’t realize that this babbeh is defective, being a cannibal and ended up getting, literally, his ass eaten.

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I can’t see this without hearing the BBL song in my head. I like them a lot. Nice entry!

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wat

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LOLWUT

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I just realized how ripe for abuse these guys are.

Real hermit crabs are some of the worst-treated pets out there. Tons of them are taken from the wild and put up for sale in shitty souvenir shops, and their original shells are broken with a hammer to force the poor crabs to use painted shells (which are toxic to the crabs). Hermit crabs sold by these shady places are then sold, usually alone (which is not good as they are social animals), in tiny cages which lack most of the things they need to thrive. They’re usually bought by ignorant tourists as a “beginner” pet for their children.
Hermit crabs can live up to 20-30 years if cared for properly. Unfortunately, the ones sold by scummy souvenir shops and even some chain pet stores hardly ever live over 1 year.

Hermit crabs don’t deserve any of this abuse, but hermit fluffies deserve all of it and more.

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