New novafluffies are a better version of novafluffies, they live 100 years and can talk normally, also can dance, sing, and solve math problems, they are cheap 10.000$, buy one please
Why don’t we have more subspecies? These are so good and original! My OC (which is copyright of ME) is like a nova novafluffy but he (aroace) is an alicorn and he was made in a lab using DNA from Teddy Ruxpin and he has healing powers
“Have you perhaps tried a new release here at hasbio, its our trademark foal in a bucket! no mess no hassle just a little dude in a bucket once the bucket is full just empty the bucket and the infected fluff, easy as one two three ”
“so… can i not just find a foal on the street and put him in a bu…”
“NO NO NO NO NO NO! IT HAS TO BE GIVEN TO YOU IN THE BUCKET CONSUMER! ARE YOU TRYING TO INFRINGE ON OUR INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY, TALK LIKE THAT WILL GET YOU A HEFTY FINE AND 3 WEEKS IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR!”
and happy aprils fools community, I hope you enjoyed it 
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