Idk which one would annoy me more, constant peeps or the SMAC SMAK SMACK of hoof suckles. Loud and gross chirpies go into the tortilla press 
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Simple solutions! The loud one may find that vocal cords are optional, and the hoof sucker may find that leggies are easily removed as well
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I want to shake the white one like a maraca and squishy squish the brown one’s tummy
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The white one is just minding its own business. Smack that brown faggot with a claw hammer
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The smekie one can go forever sleepies, I’d raise the brown one… constant and consistent huuhuus makes for excellent white noise for sound sleeping.
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Depends on why the unicorn is constantly peeping. If it’s because it’s mummah is a BMS mare and won’t feed it, then it is easily fixable with milkbagging her. The hoof-suckling will be watched & strongly discouraged as while it is cute with foals, it is disgusting with adult fluffies.
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Gently rock them and/or give them a pacifier
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Hoofsuckers need to be holocausted. No kidding. Nothing more disgusting. All need to be purged. The cheepers will eventually suck so fucking send them in the train too…
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Solve both problems at once: Shove the brown one’s head in the white one’s mouth.
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hot sauce both them
hot sauce for the white one over sized pacifier for the other
Their gigantic peanut heads compared to their little muppet mouth? The white one would be torn apart and the brown one would just cheep harder
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Wonderfully pathetic pair. I can’t decide if I want to toss boiling water on them or freezing water. Lucky there’s two!
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I hate them I HATE THEMMM… I want to crunch their stupid little eggshell skulls in my TEETH
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Next minute, we see poor Fawn puking in disgust :((
No excuses, mulch it with extreme prejudice
I have mixed opinions on hoof-suckling. I’d cut off its hooves and then smash the brown one’s head just to stop it from being so noisy.