Regardless, smack it with a shovel.
Ahh, you now don´t talk like a toddler, but you´re still the most useless creature in the universe. *bashes its skull in with a sledgehammer*
You could solve the equation for cold fusion, I’m not giving you my home you little shit
throws coffee at its face
I’m imagining it talking in a MeatCanyon voice.
It’s not that smart if it hasn’t figured out diolomacy, and I’d tell it so.
D’oh! I swear this phone and I are going to physically fight someday. But that’s a cute dinosaur.
the moment i saw this i just blurted out “ STROKE STROKE STROKE!!”
It’s not like I was watching jurassic world rebirth or anything… certainly not drawing when the distortion rex showed up…
Cut off its legs and burn it all.
Oh… I couldn’t kill suck intelligent and eloquent criature like you.
Oh, noble fuffly, forgive me because I have killed many of you kind, but you have been open my eyes with your intellect and
-Its head starts to throb-
DIE BITCH, DIE!!! -Smashing its head with a shovel-
kick it on the head
No. You look like a creepy old man.
At least we have our poster fluffy for radiation-induced horn base sarcoma.
Take a needle, shove it into its cranium, make it pop
That horn gives me white/bIackhead vibes and I just want to squeeze that forehead…