Always funny to mention some super hard kibbles, to punish some stupid fluffies which can’t literally shit wherever you want them to xD
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Welp, still no blanket for you, fucker.
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Best get the tongs and spread em
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This is the perfect punishment until you have to glove up and get in there.
Unless you enjoy that sort of thing. Or your fluffy really, really doesn’t.
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Welp, too bad to the brat or the owner have a med that would soften those kibble and sploosh out those shit 
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If the owner gives him a prune and then their bowels explode the owner will then punish them by no blanket for another week cuz of bad poopies…this might become a cycle
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What you do now is this:
Do this until you know hes using the litterbox right. Convince him that his poopie place is his bestest friend now. “Wow, you and your poopie place are working really well together. You two must be best friends!”
And then give him hardcore laxatives a week later. Record his sense of betrayal.
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This is how you get a prolapsed anus.
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I can see why someone would sell this. Their tendency towards shitting everywhere is the largest problem people would have with owning one.
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An especially apt punishment given how much poopie control matters in a fluffy life.
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Feed them this for 3 days then load them up with prunes and fiber and laxative and terrify and terrorize them until they fire out bloody turds like a machine gun. If you’re lucky the offending fluff will get a rectal prolapse and you can change ots name to Pinkie Sawk
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Nah you just have to give them some apple juice or laxatives
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Not if it’s severe enough. At a certain point, you have to be manually disimpacted. It doesn’t sound fun. Happened to one of my cats a long time ago, poor girl. (Turned out to be a certain cat food ingredient.)
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He is gonna poop his bones out when he pops
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That needs to be an animation. Fluffy strains too hard, shits his skeleton into the box (or anywhere else), fluffy slowly deflates.
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Well when it’s get out he’s gonna need a diaper after the damage.
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How about he shits so hard that his intestines flow out but he’s feeling so refreshed that he doesn’t realize it.
Why did my brain turn this into foals using his guts as a jumprope?
Aww, and tracks blood, shit, and digestive juices all over the house without realizing it! Only worrying when it catches on a table leg or something and then looks back to see his entire digestive system prolapsed out like a grotesque, bloody pink sock. 