Super powers and side effects / shenanigans post game

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Ok rules of the thread.

First poster lists a power a fluffy gets.

The responder posts either a side effect they obtain from it, or the naturally silly (and drawable in one panel) repercussions that would occur from a fluffy obtaining such a power. If you’re responding to multiple powers with your own silly answers or doodles quote it and put it above your response.

The responder then posts the next power below.

ex:
Quote response
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Response to last post

New power to be responded to.

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First power: Invisibility

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Invisibility: they bend light waves and all the things needed for someone to see them but as a result are blind.

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“Mummah, babbeh id hewe, pwease Mummah!
No weave babbeh!”
A dam is walking quickly down an alley with all but one of her brood on her back, though she’s not aware of the missing foal, nor ever aware he existed, beyond an odd sensation of a foal milking when none was there.
“Mummah babbeh can’t keep up! Pwease heaw babbeh, Mummah! Babbeh doedn’t wanna be awone!”

(I expanded the power a bit to be un-hearable as well)

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Next power: super intelligence.

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“Fwuffeh am fwuffeh, fwuffeh awways know fwuffeh am fwuffeh, but fwuffeh no feew wike fwuffeh. Fwuffeh no feew wike smawty eider, fwuffeh knows smawtehs am actuawwy dummeh. Fwuffeh am dah smawtiest.”
A lone fluffy wanders down a lonely road, wearing a crudely made smock to keep the snow off his back, it’s a lonely road he walks but he knows he must walk it alone. Not quite a fluffy, but never a human

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Next power: Transformed like The Thing.

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(assuming you meant fantastic 4)

“Nu am fwuffy no mowe…” they look at their blood encrusted stone plates. Crushed fluffies litter the alley around them. “Nu can gib huggies nu mowe… Dun eben hab nu nu stick fow enfies nu mowe!”

“Wan die~”

Next power: Laser ass blasts

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“huuhuuhuu” Cries a fluffy in an alleyway, looking towards the passing humans.

“wut wong speshuw fwiend?” calls another, approaching from down the alleyway.

The first fluffy gives off a slight toot before it turns into a laser blast coming from the fluffy asshole, obliterating the approaching fluffy

“NUUUUU! SPESHUW FWIEND!” screams the first, as he hears his friend give off a brief scream of pain before vanishing from existence. turning around he sees only the cut off feet of his friend, as well as half of one of his babies who was caught in the crossfire.

“HUUHUUHUU” he cries once more, as he sits down and balls his eyes out, having comprehended that he was the one responsible for their deaths.

Another toot, this time pointed downwards, erases the ground under him as he screams in panic, desperately thinking of any way to stop his fall. eventually he flips over and lands face first in a sewer system. Attempting to scream only partly drowns him as the water rushes into his mouth. By some miracle he manages to dash himself against a shallow section and gains purchase, pulling himself onto a slope and eventually out of the water.

“Huuhuuhuu.” He cries once more, “no wike poopie wawas!” His eyes suddenly widen as he remembers his mate and his dead baby, and he cries once more. “huuhuu, wan die! wan die!”

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Next Power: Telekinesis

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(half expected a side effect of Montezuma’s revenge. ~chuckle~ )

“Fluffy, did you steal a cookie from the kitchen?”
“Nu daddeh, fwuffy no hab ‘OPPOSABLE THUMBS’ to open dah doow wif.”
~human eyes the cookie crumbs on their fluffies bed incredulously while rubbing their chin with their tentacle but cannot argue with their lack of opposable thumbs~

a very niche callout for @recreationalsadist

Next power: Astral projection.

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Next power: Astral projection.

“Wook, Mummah!” Clarabelle pointed to the sky. “It am bigges fwuffy!”

Mummah stared, her mouth open. She fell to her knees as the nice lady next door screamed.

“Oh, G-d, Clarabelle. What have you done?”

Clarabelle giggled and rolled over like the giant sky fluffy. A fly-machine veered to one side and went poof. Clarabelle stood on her hind legs. The sky fluffy asked for huggies, too.

“Wub!” Clarabelle said, and the sky fluffy’s echo shook buildings to dust.

Next power: infinite babies.

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“MmmmmmmmBigges…POOOOPIES!” The mare screams as 4 healthy baby foals plop out either on the soft newspaper nest or in a pile of waste expelled from the strain.

“Mummah…huff wub babbehs… huh?.. wa hawpen… moar biggie poopsies? Ahhhhhh!” She screams again as more foals, blood and feces splatter out but this time with an unusual force killig one as it hit the cardboard box too hard.

“Mummah!.. hewties… babbeh place hewtie again!” She strained as again and yet again more and more come forth some now being drowned in crap, urine and their mothers blood as she gave birth after birth she was both bleeding outband dehydrated as her body was reallocating its resources to the babies still attached to their umbillical cords… in 10 minutes the box they had as a nest was cram packed full of foals loud peeping heard echoing the alley way as there were maybe a hundred or so… the mother was already dead but this curse… her body was still producing yet the next generation after th next were shriveled up and already dead foals as the mother was a husk buried under her own young, shit and piss everywhere.

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Next power: reversal. Anythinf done to the fluffy physically is reversed to the one who touched the fluff

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(And that world eventually became SCP-1689 but with fluffy foals instead of potatoes)

The fluffy chewing its food bites it tongue accidentally which turns it into a double bite of the tongue in the same place causing it to severe. “Screee~” it screams gargling on its own blood.

alternate ending: “Daddeh nu can huwtsies fwuffy wike bwudda and sissie.” The bratty fluffy smirks their owner having indignantly felt the sudden swat of a sorry stick to their own behind.

“There are many ways to hurt my dear fluffy.”

“. . .Oh poopies.” The fluffy adds as they watch their owner pick up their food and water dish before leaving the safe room.

They suffered a slow death of starvation and thirst while their owner ridiculed them over the pet radio. For it seems they were not protected from heart and tummy hurties…

X-Ray vision.

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X-Ray vision.

Jujube giggled at all the funny things inside Mummah. “Mummah aww fuww of bwobs!”

“Yes, dear.” Mummah sighed and wrapped more of her hair around a curling iron.

“Dewe wots an wots mowe dan dewe was yesserday!”

“I have no idea what you’re talking about, Jujube.” Mummah scowled in the mirror. “I hope that dress fits.”

Jujube followed Mummah to the hidey-closet. She pounced shoes and purses while Mummah took out a long black dress and sighed.

“At least Hal is out of pain now.”

“Daddeh hab bwobs, too! When Daddeh back?”

“Jujube.” Mummah knelt. “I told you. He had cancer. He’s not coming back.”

“Oh.” Jujube slouched. Mummah scratched her head. “Mummah home soon?”

“I’m just going to the viewing, sweetheart. The funeral is tomorrow.”

Mummah stepped into her dress, which hung loose over her body. Well, nobody could expect a new widow to be her best, even if it was a relief to see Hal finally at peace. A faint headache formed behind her eyes, and she focused on her breathing more than Hal’s headache, the one that turned out to be stage four stomach cancer.

Jujube giggled. “Mummah! Mummah got mowe bwobs! It funny!”

“Yes, dear,” Mummah said, and went to apply her lipstick.

Next power: pyrokinesis.

(I’m tempted to do voice recordings of all of these. I’ll see if I’m up for it.)

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The power is naturally working by focusing really hard on something. He will never see spaghetti that isn’t burning ever again

Next power: any solid object that gets in the mouth of a fluffy turns into solid kibble

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“Fwuffy giv no-noes wickie cweanies… W-wat happening? Nu! Nuu! NNUUU!!!”

Next power: water breathing

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“Nunu~NU! Wawa am bad fow fwuffy!” They scream as they are sent hurtling into the ocean from a boat. After a few minutes of thrashing trying to keep above water they accept their fate and begin to sink.

“Huh, maybe wawas noo so badsies?” They say at first only starting to realize the horror of their situation as the light of the surface dims to nothingness.

“Nuu wike dawkies… Am cowdies…”

The fluffy is lucky enough to fend off an inquisitive predator with a cloud of scardey poopies but it would have been a better fate then succumbing to pressure as they sink ever deeper.

Next power: Wickie cleanies (Anything they lick actually becomes clean)

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“What in the absolute fffuuuuu” you say as you watch your fluffy pony literally lick the paint clean off the wall. “Wub Waww Candy!” she jumps up and down a few times, sloshing the lead paint around in her gut. “UHHH-NUUUU! BA’ POOPIES!!” and after a stern talking to she agrees to clean up her own mess.

After a few botched attempts at beginning to lick, she finally does it and it immediately disappears, followed by her crying about numming the poopies. She then turns to start giving her dirty hooves lickie cleanies as well, but in the process manages to lick three times too many. The first took the filth, the second her epidermis, third her musculature, and fourth her own bone.

Mere moments later she realizes what she has done and begins hobble-running around the room in terror, her tongue dangling from her mouth. She trips over her toe-less hoof and falls forward, licking the carpet clean off the floor in the process.

Get a fluffy pony, they said. All the weirdbox kinks in their genetics has been fixed, they said.
>Worst 5 bucks you ever spent.

Next power: Kung Poo

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Born with a strange mastery of their unicorn Magic (aka Xi) they found themselves able to channel the glow from their horn to their hooves. It did not have the power to harm or to heal but it did possess the light of life itself as they discovered accidentally one day while practicing.

“Dummy gwowies du somefing!” They said annoyed as they gave a pile of poop sorry hooves. And this time it did.

The poop coalesced into a form of general fluffy shape that glowed slightly from the inside. Over time the brown unicorn eventually discovered there were various limitations of these golems. Ranging from ‘drying out’ which effected the speed of the kung poo (slower the dryer they get) to the light wearing off over time or leaking out faster as the poos were damaged.

While the brown unicorn was able to basically act as a herd of one with a bunch of mediocre toughies that couldn’t be commanded to do more then fight and move… (I honestly lost train of thought and motivation to figure this out further. Feel free to pick it up/finish if you’re interested or write your own response instead. xD)

Next power: Upsies?- Levitation self, restriction: Need permission from a third party taller then you to use.

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