Swaddle babbeh (carniviousduck)

So i was at the zoo saturday and saw this gem in the gift shop and said : that looks like a hasbio product for children. It wouldnt stay pristine long but it would work for a week or so.

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I’d offer the store 5 cents to take it offer their hands and even then i’d probably feel robbed.

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I buy you buddy, but only because you nu smeww pwetty.
It’s hilarious for me.

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Why would they sell it once it’s shitted up? Fuck it, it’s still funny.

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Maybe they’re waiting for a freak like me to buy it, or they hate people and want to disgust them.
I’d like to spread fresh manure around the store myself, as long as the local drunks didn’t come around to piss me off.
Yes, I hate my job, but this is family bussines and I this is my order to keep this shop working and safe.

Let it appeal to the shitfuckers who are prevalent in the consumer base of fluffies thanks to the ongoing grooming and indoctrination of children via modern day Elsa-Gate.

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It’s already in a sack for smashing against a wall and disposal. So handy!

I’d like to think it’s a huggiepal under there.

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I guess I missed some drama.

Aight here’s the run down:

I’m going to just link the video.

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and a bag full of shit comes for sure :d

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