Sylvia the No Chirpy Mummah (artist: moonbat/moonie)


Poor Sylvia…she only wanted to give Daddy the bestest babies and make him happy but she only gives birth to poopie, not pretty babies. She doesn’t think they’re poopie or ugly, but that’s what her daddy always calls them when he takes them all away from her. And now, here she is again…with another dead, underdeveloped runt litter. The two poopie chirpies are (barely) alive but the white unicorn is dead. This makes Daddy super angry and Sylvia incredibly sad. Why can’t she just be a good fluffy mother and give her daddy the bestest babies possible…?

This is before Shit Factory became Shit Factory and was just a lovely stray mare with pretty platinum fluff and a red-violet mane that wandered underneath his porch one night. This is her second litter. A few more and her mooching ass will kick it to the curb. Mooching is an exaggeration. She has the bare necessities in a sloppily thrown together tiny safe room. A food bowl, a water bowl. Her bed. The litterbox and a treadmill whenever she isn’t getting knocked up. That’s it. No FluffTV. No toys. She only gets skettie when she is preggo.

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I don’t think that purply colored foal looks to bad.
It’s better then nothing.

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What a bitch. Maybe you should try giving birth to some non dead non poopie babbehs if you don’t want your daddeh to be mad. What an idiot :triumph:

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Ain’t nothing poopie about a purple foal. Daddeh is either a dumbass, or just enjoys emotionally abusing Sylvia (the latter of which is all good in the 'hood).

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In his defense, they’re both a bit underdeveloped/runtish. That’s why whitey looks different. He was normal, but stillborn. Their colors wouldn’t have been great even if they weren’t runts. I would have drawn both of the poopie babies with like visible veins and shit on their fluff but a)im not talented enough to draw it on such a tiny malformed body and b)im not a fan of making fluffy foals or adults ugly just to make abuse more palpable. They’re meant for kids–little girls even. Why would you make a toy intentionally grotesque and revolting to smell hear and look at?

Anyway, Daddy is just a dumbass. Anything that isn’t a white sparkly alicorn or a unique looking fluffy like Sylvia is garbage to him.

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Is…
Is that makeup or just tears?

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It’s tears staining her face fluff.

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The owner should have a better attitude about things. Poopie babbehs are just as tasty as other babbehs!

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‘twould have been funnier if it were mascara.
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Just sayin’.

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True! But then the owner would have to take better care of her. Can you imagine putting makeup on a fluffy? What’s that phrase about lipstick on a pig? Sorry for being so literal. I’m honestly just barging in with my own idiot opinion XD

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I would have made the comparison between a fluffy and a toddler, but kids are very adept at putting makeup on their own faces…

…and hands…
…and clothes…
…and toys…
…and furniture…
…and floors…
…and walls…
…and parents…
…and pets…
…and (Etc.)

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ummmm i dont think that a pregnet mare should be eating sketties

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Try telling it to a pregnant mare

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Kiww da dummeh hoomin!

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I see her and think she’d be like my 15lb cat. Big and foofy and cuddly.

And she’s not a little hellion.

Your fluffs are sooooo good. Even when they are little hell spawn. So this little one … :heart:

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Typical greedy care for beauty only owner eh? :thinking::triumph:

But whats the reason for her having such foals? The food? The stallion? Of herself?

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The factories of poppie babbhes serve more as for or rugs for the entrance of the house,

Wdym?

Oh. Now I get it. My reasoning for her continued miscarriages is that something is wrong with her that keeps making her foals die while in utero and instead of, oh I dunno–taking her to a fluffy vet, her daddy just gets angry and blames her.

Because stressing out an animal is a sure fire way to make sure she has healthy, live, pretty foals!

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So basically her owner is dumb as fuck let his anger than have her check the vet :cold_sweat:

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Tbh I would take those horrible coloured foals

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