Taking peanuts NUTS (carniviousduck)

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Awww, poor babbeh. I’ll give you some more peanuts! And a few other types of nuts like hazelnuts, cashews, macademias…

Summary

WASSHOI

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What’s he want them for?

Dude has no teeth…

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He’s a fluffy
he probably doesn’t even know that they’re food, but likes them and doesn’t want them taken away.

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That seems about right.

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Duck drew something that doesn’t unsettle the natural order of reality.

Nice.

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Plot twist: he has just a massive peanut allergy.

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Yeah, he can keep those nuts. But not the other two…

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Plot twist: peanuts aren’t nuts, they’re LEGUMES! … I think :thinking:

Fluffy owner: Sorry fluffy, I need to take your nuts.
Smartass fluffy: So, daddeh wants deez nuts?"
(Studio audience laughs, applauds)

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Human: Swipes the nuts and crushes them, then hands over the remaining bits

Peanut: Wut? sniffs Wai ou smeww wike nummies? sheepishly eats the remains Am guud nummies, wai nu hab befoh??

Well, yeah we don’t gonna take your peanuts, but your other nuts.

Clever wordplay