Babbeh am hungwy.
Ou haf nummies fow babbeh?
Nu?
Huuuuuuuuuuu babbeh nu hab nummies…babbeh su sweepy…
Wai waff at babbeh? Nu am siwwy jokey! Babbeh nee hewp! Wai wittwe hoomies nu hewp babbeh?
Nuuuuuu, babbeh nu wan cowd wawa! Wawa bad fow babbeh!
Huuuuu nao babbeh nu hab nummies an pwetty fwuff am aww wet an cowdie…
Hewwo? Nice wady? Big hoomin hewp babbeh?
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“Oh god, they just poured water on you? I told them that only works if they get enough of it in your face. Here, I’ll take care of it. Say ‘goobai’ little fella.”
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Fluffy pony drowns