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Ah yes, Bizarro fluffyverse. 
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“Father, I am a good horse. And as such, I only make good bowel movements. These are bad poopies, and therefore cannot be mine.”
“Hoomin fink dat… make sensies?”
“Indeed it does.”
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I like how it’s the fluffy that has proper speech.
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i love these kinda opposite stories lol
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Father don’t, I am perchance only an infant
This line made my spit out my root beer lol
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they’re always a nice twist.
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I don’t know what’s funnier, the human with extra-garbled fluff speak or the overly-eloquent fluffy.
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“The tiny poop monster I acquired has pooped in a way that displeases me! Despite acquiring it knowing this, I am incapable of an impassionate, measured response!”
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“I sought out a pretext for violence, and have succeeded in finding one.”
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… Can I voice this? Please?
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go right ahead lol
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Umbra would be ruling this world in five minutes.
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Yuss!!! Alright 
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This made me laugh harder than it should lol
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