Struggled with what urban legend to do, tried to do the “Don’t eat watermelon seeds as they will grow inside you one” and a few even more abortive attempts, wanted to get something in on time so went with an easy one for Halloween, as every year everyone in the world seems to remember that people putting drugs or razors in Halloween candy is just fear mongering as apparently the worst thing that’s ever happened that is verifiable is some dentist making candy coated laxatives to fuck with people.
I always found it funny that people think everyone’s gonna put drugs in someone Halloween candy. Razor blades and pins? Yeah those are cheap, drugs are not.
The only time i ever saw the needle/razor thing happen was that one time a fan was given a chocolate muffin or cupcake that had needles put in it by an antishipper or smthn
