Alton Brown does say the only unitasker in a kitchen should be a fire extinguisher
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Just remember to leave him dewicious nummies for his wittwe fwend XD
Thats a good and funny list cwimson 
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Crimson 4 Lyf
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Random idea I had to draw. The orange dot is Habenero, Napoleon’s sister. She’s… Er… The name is appropriate.
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She wittew fukin fing, Cwimson kiwi hew wiv dis dik. Ow maybe she cwazy enuff tu kiss Cwimson.
Hey giwl, you wan sum fuk?
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If she can devour a whole fluffy them I’m sure she could lovingly devour Crimson’s… Hey, what’s that shiny thing over there that is totally not this conversation.
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“Finawwy! Habenewo wan’ WEAW MEAT, not sum wittwe babbeh cawk!”
Yeah, she’s actually the tiniest hell-gremlin. Usual (off-screen cartoon) logic applies. She’ll take care of herself, that’s for sure. I’m going to have fun fleshing her out.
I don’t think she’s at any actual risk from Crimson due to her nature. Likewise, I don’t think Crimson is at any risk from her. He might wake up to surprise enfies now and then. Perhaps she’ll bring him something to eat as a sign of affection (a small family of pre-shredded fluffies). Who knows? 
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I can see Crimson with a glazed look in his eyes saying, “Cwimson do not knu what happened, but Cwimson wike it 
!”
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“Crimson no am enfie toy! Wake Cwimson up fiwst! Gah!”
“No cawe. Habanewo hab gud feews.”
Josef walks into a fairly big, and unexpected mess of bodily fluids.
“What the fuck…?”
“Oh, dewe been fuckin’…”
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I thought that was a reference to the reasonable Hugboxer series!
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Given how the Red Smarty got his balls filled with pus… I’m not surprised… Although it’s a surprise that Joseph didn’t experiment on such thing
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Josef is too proud to rest on the laurels of other peoples ideas.
Also that’s just gross
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