The adventures of Mr.Sir (carniviousduck)

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That’s no human! He doesn’t have any opposable thumbs!

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Is that a human face mask?

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Its whats i think a smarty can make when its actually thinking, now if they find a dead body maybe they’ll upgrade to real flesh

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Oh dang

“What’s your name soldier?”

“Hugh Mann, sir.”

“Hugh Mann? Well that’s the type of name I can trust.”

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Read it in the voice and everything lol

A real MAN’s man name. A guy with a name like that? Hes gonna go far.

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Oh bloody hell they saw those halloween fluffies !

He looks a bit sketchy, but his money is still good.

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It’s his face, he’s a perfectly normal human being after all! What a strabge thing to ask.

I love it.
This is very dark.

Fill them with lead. Burn the bodies. Move on.

Oh, that’s a dollar! I thought it was a pickle.

Hey, if a fluffy is stupid enough to drown without water, it’s stupid enough to starve by trying to barter off its food.