The Adventures of Poopie Babbeh (by The_Elements_Of_Chaos)

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Yes! It’s the adventures of POOPIE BABBEH!

Once an ordinary brown foal, he was bitten by a radioactive dung beetle that mistook him for its dinner, transforming him into POOPIE BABBEH, with the power to num all the poopies. Encased in his impenetrable litterpal shell, POOPIE BABBEH is the city’s greatest line of defense against the worst disasters!

-A poo-emoji shaped signal appears in the sky

-Poopie Babbeh begins crying and reluctantly flies off

-at the sanitation comissioner’s office the comissioner is pacing nervously back and forth when Poopie Babbeh flies in

-“Poopie Babbeh! Sewers are overflowing all over town! We need you…to num all the poopies”

-Poopie Babbeh flies off and nums the poopies

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Can’t wait for Zac Snyder to make a gritty reboot of this.

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Name in title

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He isnt the hero this city deserves, he… no wait he is the hero we deserve…

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Ahahaha perfect

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We’ll also get the “retired” scenario where the General in the Army chopper lands on the lawn of his isolated cabin in the mountains like in Commando or Firefox:

“Poopie tol’ Wa-shin-ton wonges’ timesies ago: am thwu wif nummin poopies… Meanie Daddeh Pwesiden’ wan poopies nommed, he can nom dem him-sewf…”

“But, Poopie Babbeh… the Shitterrorist Legion kidnapped your colt.”

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