The bug destroyer (carniviousduck)

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Honestly didn’t know if this was hugbox or weirdbox. It can go either way.

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Im more amazed at how jank that laser pointer is considering its aiming straight but shining at a 45* downward angel potentially blinding one of that spiders many eyes.

I suspect the war will be painful for both sides but they will sign an armistice / peace treaty after and become allies. The spider nesting above the litterbox and catching the various flying insects that try and propogate on the fluffies waste.

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Oh dear…

He gonna die.

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Is it poisonous? Its not a widow.

I love how the owner must be amused enough to give it a rig for war.

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Even with all that equipment the spider STILL has the advantage

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I did say that assuming it is a black widow.

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Oh no, not the buggy friend! He has so many legs for huggies!

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That spider’s going to tear him apart!

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Needs to be titled " The Tank Destroyer ". ’ Cause Peachy there ain’t gonna survive.

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Widow or not, that fluffy is still going to lose…

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Jank? No no my friend, it is Belkan witchcraft (I’m curious to see if anyone gets that without googling. If you do; here have an nft cookie!)

The peace may be signed but do you think peach will ever forgive the spider for the hostile and unprovoked takeover of the blockies? Only time and a sequel will tell

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Oh no shitrat yiue ganna kill yourself! Ah wait, yes fucking idiot kill yourself.