The careless hugboxer, yet another glorious MS Paint Masterpiece by Undisclosed Degenerate

And here we have Kaighleigh, the careless hugboxer. Early 20s, braindead, average 21st century hippie. Complete moron in the highest degree. The only real thought inside her empty head is that she loves fluffies. On her way to do whatever her wretched kind do, (probably smoke weed behind an Arby’s) she steps on a micro fluffy, killing it instantly.

Falling to her knees, she weeps at her actions. Will this lead her to a path of glorious redemption? An awakening to the world around her in realization of what her carelessness wrought? Nope, shes gonna demand that we spend a few million taxpayer dollars rounding up the little micro shitrats and put them in luxury kennels until they can be adopted.

In the end, nothing actually happened, except she feels like a hero because her petition got 57 signatures on the internet.

She is still a complete moron in the highest degree.

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I love accidental hugboxer abuse, super underrated.

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how many hats does she have tho

Hugboxer abuse? Sign me up! I want to write a story about a guy who fucks up fluffies in horrific ways such that theyre still alive but then drops them at a hugbox no kill shelter. The hugboxers are forced to keep the fluffy alive in pain and misery or to put it down, either way my “protagonist” wins lol

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