oooo i love this
Thought about posting this to the subreddit, but I have a feeling the newcomers would be too sensitive to this.
Edit: Fuck it open the flood gates
“appendage sizes vary”
the potential for horrible HORRIBLE abuse of this feature… I want
Does it work on humans tho 
Can I get one for humans
Noice
NOW I WANNA SEE ONE MISTAKE A MALE FOR A FEMALE JUST TO TORTURE THE LIL FUCKER XD
If they can’t handle this then they are not ready for most of the shit that’s on there.
It started fucking the toy 5 minutes after getting it - which seems about standard for japanese toys in general. A very cute and funny idea! 
Cannibal, what the hell is happening there?
MUST HAVE TO BE HEADCANNON FOR ALL HOLY JESUS demonic screeching
I NEED ONE WHERE IT MISTAKES A MALE FOR A FEMALE!
Is he sure he didn’t activate the secret kill mode or snip snip mode? Green to red eyes isn’t usually good.
BZZZT scannes nu can detect insertion; switching to male lover
No idea what kind of robot this is, but it looks adorable.