Love the concept 
How do they live so long without being able to release waste though?
In China they sell keychains with living baby turtles, lizards and fish.
That was my inspiration for this. Iâm considering making another version directly based on that
Iâm okay with fluffy abuse.
But real life animal crueltyâŚthat shit must stop.
Amen to that
Maybe itâs a system where they cycle through their own shit for food.
Like a tube going through their intestines, back to the stomach or something.
And they die from lack of nutrition or such. Probably the same goes for the water, using urine.
Least that seems how itâd be.
I feel like thatâs a scam ÂŁ11 for a toy that can easily be killed from either starvation or being hit by other objects and god for bid gets crushed in your pocket while in an elevator.
As I posted recently, China has real life lootbox pets very similar to Foal-In-A-Can.
Also the US has actual events not dissimilar to Stomping Day.
Plus in many countries screwballs like to brutally kill cats via torture for whatever reason around Halloween and Fruday the 13th.
Also baby monkeys are bushmeat. The Bonobos is our closest genetic relative kn Earth, and can be taught to use currency.
wouldnt be surprised if they came with a pez like tablet/dispenser that had a cocktail of dried-pressed meds. feed it to the keychain once a day and under âbest-case scenariosâ barely keep the thing alive for a month+. the meds of course really just being a cheap multi-vitamin/carb mix
This would be an excellent concept. Iâm prone to losing my keys and having a foal scream when I yell âmonsterâ would help me locate them.
I appreciate how the âmodel unitâ in the ad is battered and bruised. Kingpin Fluffy Co is definitely targeted a specific demographic. 
good lord, this is overkill even for me
Jesus christ, imagine being at a meeting and screaming starts coming from your pocket. Even worse, one of your friends jokingly slapping you and hearing âcrunchâ from your back pocket. Man, that would bring âshitting yourself at workâ to a whole new level seeing that the foal would have been holding it for a month. Just imagine the complaints coming in.
Whoever designed this thing should be fired.
See, Iâd just put a Tamagotchi on my keychain instead. Those have a mute option, fluffies donât.
I know pointless cruelty is kind of the whole thing here, but this is just wildly impractical.
mouth can be sewn shut by buyer
It doesnât really stop them from making sounds. It just sort of muffles it.
Like how a silencer of a gun doesnât literally silence a gun.
If he was a smarty chain
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