(Fluffies being too stupid to fool has been on my mind for a week, so I decided to write this)
Long ago, there was a young fluffy by the name of Annie. Annie was a good fluffy, kind and joyful. However, Annie was fucking dumb. So dumb, that it was impossible to trick her in any way, shape, or form! The following story focuses on different attempts to trick her.
One day her owner approached her and set a comically large rock on the floor of Annie’s saferoom. “Here ya go Annie, a nice, piping hot bowl of spaghetti!” he said, hoping that Annie would eat the rock and choke.
“Dat nu am sketties, daddeh. Dat am wockie.” Annie said, not realizing that her owner was trying to kill her. “Fuck!” her owner said. The next day, he took Annie out of the saferoom and brought her to the kitchen. Annie’s owner set a bowl of spaghetti on the counter.
“Alright Annie, if you can recite the alphabet backwards, you can get this spaghetti.” he explained, fully intending for her to fuck up. Annie promptly recited the alphabet backwards without fail. “Gib sketties now, daddeh?” she asked politely, not realizing he was trying to fool her. “Fuck!” her owner said.
A few hours later, Annie’s owner took her to the bathroom. “Bath time, Annie.” he stated. What Annie didn’t know was that the bathtub was filled with industrial strength fluff remover, and that her owner planned on tricking her into going in.
Annie sniffed it. “Wawa smeww funny. Nu wan baff in funny smewwin’ wawa!” she stated, unable to understand was trying to do. Annie’s owner looked at her, and at the bath, hoping she’d connect the dots.
"Daddeh?’ Annie asked, concerned but still not grasping the situation. A minute of silence later, you guessed it, “Fuck!” her owner said. Finally, Annie’s owner set her on his bed.
“Annie, I have spent the past day trying to trick, bullshit, and fool you into royally fucking up, but you’re just impossible to trick! So, I’m going to try something.” he explained. Annie’s owner promptly set up a death maze.
“If you can make it to the end of the maze without dying, I’ll stop trying to fool you.” her owner elaborated, hoping that this attempt to trick her into sealing her fate would work. Annie entered the maze, and somehow managed to make it out fully intact 7 minutes later! “Fuck!” her owner said.
Realizing that Annie was impossible to fool due to her stupidity, he killed her. 2 seconds later, Annie’s ghost manifested. “Annie wub 'ou, daddeh!” she beamed. “FUCK!” her owner said.
Fin
