The HELLiday season (carniviousduck)

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Eventually the foal becomes desperate enough to eat his own front legs.

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as much as id enjoy watching it suffer in its own filth, i think most would void the fluffy’s bowels or at least plug it

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“Howy heww, fwuffy am bestest Nummies?”

Maybe the point is to make sure humans suffer too. I had a roommate in college who started Christmas music in OCTOBER.

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Extend the lifespan by filling the area around it with food, probably something aesthetically pleasing and aromatic. Like dried chilis and flakes, bitter melon, citrus peels, and unripened cranberries.

Inside the sock the lower abdomen is super glued to a plastic baggie, the tail shaved to the nub beforehand of course. The entire bottom of the sock is for defecation, no smell at all. Fill in some antiseptic material to minimize the buildup of gasses, ensuring starches in the edible material is minimal to lower flatulence, and they should be able to go quite a while before the bag pops. Surely long enough for septic shock to occur by constant contact with the limbs causing gangrene.

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Reminds me of the old “leave a can of mayo in the ventilation” gag.

Literally gagging that is after a few weeks

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maybe add some plastic bag inside the socks to prevent the filth to stain it

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A good way for fertilizing christmastrees!

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