This is my first real post on this subreddit so all criticism is welcome. This is also a experimental series just so I can improve my writing abilities for the real series.
Jackson was woken up by the sound of knocking on his front door. He rolled over to look at the clock and saw that it read “7:30 AM”. He got up (not too happy by being woken up so early) and looked through the peephole on his front door but he didn’t see anyone. Right as he turned to go back to bed he heard “Dummeh hooman wet smawty and hewd in ow smawty give ou wowstest huwties!”. Jackson sighed and opened the door to look at the herd. He saw 1 smarty, 4 unicorns, 3 winged fluffies and 2 brown fluffies. 2 of the unicorns appeared to be toughies since they stood by the smartie’s side. The smarty and his toughies ran into Jackson’s house and than turned around too face him. “Dummeh hooman give smawty and toughies sketti nao ow get wowstest huwties!”
“Shouldn’t the rest of your herd get sketti too?” Said Jackson raising an eyebrow “NO! Sketti is fo smawties and toughies, west hab kibbwe!” Proclaimed the smarty while puffing out its cheeks
Jackson turns around to look at the rest of the herd and tells them “Stay here” and the fluffies reply with “otay nice mistuh”. The smawty yells “Dummeh hewd get in housie nao!” The herd look at Jackson and back to the smarty and the fluffy in front of the herd says “but nice mistuh teww hewd to stay hewe” The smarty gets angry and at the top of his voice yells “DUMMEH HOOMIN NU AM SMAWTY! SMAWTY AM SMAWTY AN SMAWTY SAY GET IN HOUSIE!” Jackson tells the herd to not move and that he’ll be back. Jackson closes the door and picks up the smarty and his toughies. He puts them in the microwave and closes the door and the smarty demands to be let out but Jackson just turns the microwave on and watches as the smarty and his toughies start chirping and crying and shitting, begging to be let out. He waits for a minute and once he’s sure that they’re dead he takes them out and throws them away. Now he has to figure out what to do with the rest of the herd.
