You watched with glee as one of your tiny, delicate little foals, a light blue unicorn who was the only colt of the three, waved its hooves around and swayed from side to side.
“peep Wook mummah! *coo, coo!” Am dancie widdle babbeh! Mummah wub dancie babbeh!" squeaks your precious little babbeh excitedly, his eyes staring up at you, gleaming with joyful tears.
“Hee-hee, sniff dahs wite! Mummah wub ou su much, dancie babbeh! Wub aww babbehs su much!”
You begin to relax next to your already dozing off special friend as the babbeh waddles over to the box housie and joins his two sisters in the fluffpile. You lived on a small grassy strip with a forest behind you and a big flat stoney place in front of you. Sometimes you all run around and play on the flat place, but you have to be very careful because sometimes big wheel munstahs zoom down very fast and make loud noises, which scare the babbehs!
Another downside is that at night scary noisies from the forest keep you and your family awake, but special friend is always very brave and tells the babbehs that he will always keep them safe.
You tried to sleep, but couldn’t. You were thinking about them. The other babbehs. The two you had a long time ago. When you still lived deep in the forest place. You couldn’t find any nummies and they went forever sleepies…you didn’t have any nummies either, so when they went forever sleepies you had to…e-…
No. It was too dreadful to think about. Needless to say, you don’t want to go in the forest ever again. At least you had your new babbehs, they truly were the best thing to ever happen to you. You took a glance at your babbehs who were all tightly hugging eachother on the fluffpile, making little peeps and chirps in their sleep and the next thing you knew you were asleep too.
You awoke late to a bright and sunny day. Everyone except one of your foals, a yellow earthie, were awake.
“Hewwo speciaw fwen!” Your special friend called out to you
“Hewwo!” You reply, and go in to give him huggies.
Meanwhile, your two babbehs are dancing around you shouting out things like “Yay!!!” and “Mummah!” With their little faces beaming with joy.
You and special friend decide to go see if the yellow babbeh wants to wake up but she peeped and protested. While checking up on her, you lost track of your two other foals. You swivel around
ZOOM
CRUNCH
A large blue object whizzed by.
Your heart drops.
“B-babbehs??”
You feel like your going to vomit. You and special friend inch closer out of the grass. Closer, closer, closer.
The babbehs almost look like they’ve been fused together. They have HUGE boo-boos. On their…everywhere. There’s no where on their bodies which don’t have boo-boos. There’s two pieces of chunky red slop with light blue and turquoise fur strewn across them, a streak of poopies, and a small stubby horn has been pasted into the asphalt.
“Nu…babbehs…NU…NUUUUUUUUUUUUU HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEANIE FAST MUNSTAH GIB BABBEHS FOWEBAH SWEEPIES!!! HATECHU! HATECHU!!! SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE” you wail as you feel the worst heart hurties you’ve ever felt. You collapsed onto your stomach and so did your special friend. You were both in hysterics.
You were both so distracted by crying that you didn’t see the white van speeding up to you.
You were a little yellow filly, only 5 days old. You lived with your mummah, daddeh and 2 siblings on a lovely little soft strip. You loved to run around and play around on the big wide world. Even though you didn’t have much nummies, or much anything, you were so happy.
One day, you were tired and wanted to sleep in, so you were a bit mean to mummah. You felt really bad heart hurties though, so you decided to go say sorry to mummah. You trotted out of the box housie and walked towards the big wide area, but something inside you was feeling funny.
As you got closer, you saw mummah and daddeh lying down, were they tired too? You tried to get closer but a large group of birdy munstahs swooped down and scared you. You ran as fast as your little legs would carry you back to the edge of the grass but kept watching the munstahs.
To your horror, they started BITING daddeh! You had to do something. You waddled over to them
“STO’!!! peeeeep! STO’ MEANIE MUNSTAHS!!! DADDEH NU AM NUMMIES!!! STO’!!! HUUUUU-HUUUUUUUU! chirp chirp chirp” you started bawling but the munstahs ignored you.
As you got closer, you saw something that made you think you might actually DIE from fear.
A huge mess of boo boo juice and tummy sketties was all over mummah and daddeh. You crept closer and saw your brother and sister. They didn’t even look like fluffies anymore. Your face contorted into absolute bewilderment. You began to scream
“SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! HUUUUUUU-HUUUUUUUUUUUUU MUMMAH!!! DADDDEH!!! BWUDDAH AN SISSY! HEWP WIDDLE BABBEH!!! HUUUUUU-HUUUUUUUUUU!!!” you made a total racket to try get help from someone.
Help was not what you received.
One of the birdy munstahs strolled up to you and cocked his head to the side. You instinctively hugged his leg and cooed, you felt a little comfort but you were still sobbing.
JAB
“SCREEEEEEEEEEE!”
He pricked you with his sharp claws for what seemed like an eternity. You begged and begged for it to stop but it wouldn’t. Eventually his friends joined in and they began chomping away at your little delicate body, until nothing but a hoof and a head were left.
“Jesus fucking Christ man, look at this!” Your co-worker shouts to you.
“Oh god, that’s grim.” You half laughed half grimaced.
An entire family of fluffies had been flattened by a truck or something. Guts were absolutely everywhere and one of them was only a head.
“The birds have definitely had a go at these.” You co-worker says.
“Yup.”
It took half an hour to scoop up all the remains and you got fluffy blood all over you. You looked like you’d been either seriously injured or murdered someone.
With that out of the way, you continued down the highway.
The end
