Introducing the Holly Farms Battle Harness.
Holly’s brothers got a rare fluffalo unicorn hybrid and promised her she could have him… if she entered battle fluffs with him.
So now Holly has cooked up this on a notecard as her entry well her brothers build the design.
(i wanted to limit my entry drawing to how Holly would have had to draw it for her brothers)
Holly is worried her brothers will likely do bad things should he fail to win or make it up the ranks so she went all in on making this thing effective.
The first thing is a leather harness with triggers and wires connected to his feet and steel toed boots so he can give super powerful sorry hoofies.
The harness includes a leather jacket with some metal to guard Sunshine’s body.
Weapon 1 is a sling shot cross bow inspired by; Things like this
Weapon 2 is a bone saw on an arm that can be revved and strike at fluffies it will ruin most everyones day as it will easily slice through fluffy flesh and bones like a hot knife and butter
Weapon 3
The Sonic Cannon is just that a thing that plays a really loud tonal sound directed at the fluffy it can make people have nausea and to animals could lead to cardiac arrest or so her brothers claim from testing on foals.
Weapon 4
The Cherry Bomb is just that a cannon loaded with modified cherry bombs each of which packs enough punch to disorient or injure a fluffy let alone one wearing a suit of armour should it get in.
This is why Holly said to treat them with spaggeti scent to make the other fluffies on the battlefield eat them
Weapon 5?
Sunshine is huge he’s half Fluffalo and is a big strong fluffy with bigger stronger bones and a powerful horn with a headbutt.
Secret Weapon?
The harness goes to Sunshine’s tail and his last defense should he be in a pinch or dealing with a horny fluffy the Wumpus Remover is just that a mare scent trap hidden in his tail to lure in another fluffy to sticking it in there and then losing said wumpus.
Holly is worried but hope he makes it long enough to be safe from both the battle and her brothers good luck Sunshine and the Holly Farms Battle Harness now on sale at your local fluff mart for only 12.99(weapons and jacket not included)