thats a pretty good question ngl
I hope there’s a bustling hotdog cart nearby
no one loves a mean smarty
Because we wanted to do it. It’s fun. Whatever. We humans can do as we please to you. Apparently, you didn’t learn that lesson. Time for the sorry stick, until you come to come to your senses.
“You called yourself a ‘Smarty,’ surely you must be intelligent enough to figure out why.”
Nobody likes a stabby fluffy.
Vienna sausage. Lest we forget Ambi scaled down all measurements so a fluffy has less than a pinky fingers worth.
Because fuck you, that’s why!
Because I was bored and felt like it you little fuck
BFYTW 
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA
I’m guessing in this scneraio, there are some people who like to grill the Special Sausage.
i cant help but imagine him leaning against the door only for it to giveway 
soo many ways it can get wrose 