The NightKicker (Pastry_Knight)

The news called them “The NightKicker” they broke into peoples houses and horribly abused their fluffies, they never stole anything, ran if confronted by a person and didn’t touch other pets.

First they would just kick the fluffy
Then they started giving their victims open fractures on their limbs
Their latest escalation involves sawing off the hooves.

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Completely reasonable tbh :shrug:

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That’s what happens when you sleep in the path of a boot.

~imagines a kick so hard it causes the hoofs and teeth to pop off due to blood pressure~

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The hero we needed

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At least he don’t ENF them

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Shame about the carpet.

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can’t mess up the carpet if I dont draw one

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I just assumed it was an alley till I read the first part.

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Good thinking! You can’t stain a void.

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Dont saw off the limbs in this scenario, that’s sick. Finish them or leave them with mortal wounds. Yet i respect their craft

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Not enough fluffy art has “owie” as a caption. It’s what a kid says when they’re hurt, which is very appropriate for a fluffy. Let’s get more owies and hoof comfort sucking in this community.

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Welp I’m sure the comment section will be filled with calm and well adjusted posters

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If you’re on the fluffy pony image board, you’re in the same quagmire as the rest of us, Hoss.

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What I mean is abuse posts where someone abuses someone else’s fluffy usually gets filled with an absurd amount of seething

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Mhm, I am honestly waiting for them to appear. Those people just don’t know the appeal of abusing someone elses Fluffy.

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I can excuse animal abuse, but I draw the line at breaking and entering.

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Looks like you caught me! Guilty as charged :weary:

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Hahahaha hilarious, better they did it with wild fluffies. Anyway still hilarious.

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Next time don’t sleep there and you won’t need a boot to the face

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