Bio engineering isn’t just for pets, it’s also used on humans. Of course, due to the fact that altering embryos beyond the negation of congenial health effects is illegal most of the people undergoing treatment are usually consenting adults. Usually these are weebs and furries who want animal parts, incels wanting to achieve the perfect chad physique or other Innane and usually harmless things. Granted it was a bit squick inducing but no one really cared that much besides church moms, militant enviromentalists and the occasional politician. However there were other more extreme cases, apparently a small and often derided sub section of fluffy abusers wanted to undergo extensive treatment to make themselves that much scarier to their prey. This was of course, a pointless endeavor as wearing a store bought Frankenstein mask and saying boo is enough to make the bravest fluffy shit it’s own organs out. So for them it’s more about getting to be their super special oc characters, or as the public liked to call them Steel Donuts or SDs after a famous flufftube abuser asked for a procedure to give her skin like metal so as to crush an animal she could already seriously injure with her normal human hands. After the operation, Steel Donut had to be kept alive via constant IV support, and tended to have to hire what few people were willing to work with her to do most of the work. They manned the chainsaws and sanding machines while she just stood there grimacing awkwardly with the occasional wince of pain.
In fact most of her subcscribers were now watching her streams for one of her epileptic fainting fits as well as her foalgarita Friday’s. (Sidenote don’t drink Foalgaritas, they have literal animal shit in them, trigger hugboxers is not worth liver failure). Unfortunately while not exactly living her best life, Steel Donut was luckier than the average SD with such privileges as lower limb mobility that kept up for two years, and a functioning digestive system. No one is really sure why this is, maybe it’s just dumb luck or maybe because she was the first operation the Gene-surgeons were a lot more cautious. No the worst case was one Thomas Becker, alias “Uncle Scary.”, despite living on unemployment checks and his parents money Thomas seemed to view himself as some kind of supervillain. A terrifying supernatural presence for whom the universe existed for his sadistic glee and that one day evil, his own brand of evil would win. This could not be farther from the truth. In fact his channel got very few views and mostly negative press. Who knew that people wanted more blood than monologues?
While Uncle Scary never became a nightmare for the world’s fluffies he was a nightmare for the poor gene surgeon who he’d comissioned. Apparently Tommy didn’t know much about biology because to have the capabilities of a normal human and stay true to the design would be impossible. For one Uncle Scary had a huge mouth of long thin teeth which would not only cause a severe speech impediment but would most likely make him unable to chew plant matter. While his red pupils and yellow eyes would most likely mess up his color perception enough that he probably couldn’t tell burgundy from piss. The worst part was that these were just the inconvenient but feasible parts.
Thomas wanted six pairs of eyes including one on the back and didn’t seem to want to take the Surgeon’s no’s for an answer despite the fact that this would mean rewiring his entire occipital lobe and Hippocampus. Words which meant nothing to Thomas as he told the poor shmuck to not be such a faggot. Next there was the mouth on his chest. Apparently Uncle Scary’s final smash would be to bit a fluffie’s head off with a mouth face in his stomach. How exactly you could make a cavity large enough to house jaw muscles in a person’s stomach was anyone’s guess, though once again Thomas was still the one giving the orders.
Next came the final step, once the plan had been set to a t Thomas’s transformation would begin. The surgeon prayed the anesthetic would work as he began to pump in ribonuclease and collagenase into the body. Watching as he seemingly began to melt and bubble on the inside before he could be injected with transcription factors. Next came the head, the bone would be intact forcing him to drill some holes where the transcription factor and opsin laden stem cell clusters would be placed. The surgeon was pretty sure she didn’t hit any of Thomas’s important regions, but hey it wasn’t like this was legally anyways. Then came the teeth which were always her least favorite part as she applied a fine acid treatment to the gums so that a new mouth could form. Then with a few more injections and cellular culls Uncle Scary was finished, he was immobile and unconscious but the figure on the table looked exactly like the ones Thomas used to draw. The anasthesia itself required an antidote, an adrenaline shot to the right arm which caused the body to ripple with motion. Mostly somatic systems but the heart rate seemed to suggest some form of brain activity.
Uncle Scary lifted his head woozily at first only noticing the altered colors in his vision, ‘did it work?’. He thought as he carefully looked down at the fearsome claws he now possessed. A sadistic smile began to form on his face revealing an impressive array of teeth. Then the most shocking thing happened, he felt an odd sensation on the back of his head and began to scream. The world was now nightmare fractal as the doctor melted into geometric abominations. He flailed his arms and scrunched his face but his eyes still wouldn’t close. “I can’t close my eyes!” Is what he meant to scream but it came out more like “Igeshgosgakgais!” as his teeth and mouth were no longer suited for human speech. The Surgeon tried to push him down but in his panic he slashed her abdomen right through her already bloody smock. He screamed again desperately reaching to the back of his head as he tried to cover his new protrusion, the blood tears feature he requested just adding more pain. Then in a final attempt to get rid of his new pair of peepers, Uncle Scary drove his talons into his back eyes, and they went straight into his brain….
His competitor channel Fluffy vs Appliance still remains popular to this day.
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All I can imagen is.
Hey guys here on FLuffy vs Appliance were going to see if you can beat halo before this fluffy explodes in my microwave.
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Grazi, though he later got cancer from being exposed to fluffy pigment fumes! Thank god he managed used Honey.com to find the best deals in premium Euthenasia! Just remember nobody gets a happy ending not even the humans! Who knows maybe I’ll even write his last episode where he uses a toaster to kill foals as he struggles to breath!
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OR a livestream cause If he dies how can he upload it?
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Genius! I’m thinking dumbass Logan Paul type who was sold on the most expensive option which is morphine shots while essentially embalming yourself alive.
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I’m pretty sure there are people out there dumb enough to do that.
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Hilarious.
Gbdnate
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Just use cybernetics or nanotech, bioenhancement can get …messy.
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This is like a fluffy version of Shed 17. 10/10