An Ox came down to a small pool to drink. Uncaring for the nearby Fluffy Herd that called it theirs. The Ox splashed heavily into the water unaware he had crushed a nearby Foal into the mud.
The Foal’s Daddeh, a Smarty, soon missed the little one and asked the other Colts and Fillies what had become of him.
“A weawwy b-big munsta,” said one of them, “g-gib owwies tu wittwe babbeh wiff peep! peep! b-bigges’ hoofsies!”
“Dummeh!” said the Smarty, puffing himself up. “Was munsta biggah den dis”
“Oh, m-mush b-biggah! peep! S-su scawdies!” they cried.
The Smarty puffed up still more.
“Munsta nu couwd hab been biggah den dis,” she said. But the little Foals all declared that the Munsta was much, much bigger, so the Smarty kept puffing himself out more and more until, all at once, he burst, splattering the foals with guts and gore…
The Moral of the Story, is very simple.
Kill Fluffies with Hammers