The Saddies Stick! (FreshlyPillowed)

with new technology some new possibilities!
this would work well for traps too use a foals voice in a alleyway

Hewp hewp am onwy wittle babbeh have worst huwties huuu huuu
adult fluffy runs to aid of foal insert any pest control trap here
boom.

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Ill buy three

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Something similar is used on airports to scare birds

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bad peepees detected

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Shot guns?

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Set up like 5 in stuffed toy fluffs all with different dialogs that run for about 5 mons each and go off randomly. Fucker will be trying to kill itself in 15 mins tops

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Close enough but no, it’s usually the sound of a bird of prey, or the sounds of birds in alert mode

But yeah. Shotguns would work on fluffies

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This is something close to what I was working for the story thingie I’m writing, kek
In my story, though, fluffies seem to get an uncanney valley effect from text to speech and voice sliced clips, and the R&D determines it’s best to use real time fed fluffy dialogs from an actual fluffy to break the fear barrier and lure other fluffies into the effect area of the several fluffy extermination devices they are deploying.
I would totally use one of those sticks to break chirpies and talkie babbehs

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nICE, get fucked, SBS foal

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These wounds can last much longer and hurt deeper than the wounds generally left by your regular, average Sorry Stick.

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In the vineyards near where I live they literally use the sound of gun shots (recordings or blanks I’m not sure if they switched to digital yet ) to scare birds off the grapes

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Lol those stretch marks